Write a Poem, Win Psychonauts!

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dontlooknow

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Put your 'serious' mask on and read this aloud in the accent of Patrick Stewart.

Lines

Lost in muddied
hurricane tongues.

Split the page, fragment
into passages of echoes.
The lines and
lines and lines
divide what they grip.

Tight pockets simmer beneath symmetrical
rhythm. The pops of plosive symphonies
snap all meaning,
a spine in a car crash,
splintering oak.

Work with the grain and strip flesh from
the page, steeped in black blood.
Vacuous curls that squeeze on their bars,
like squirming victims tied to train tracks.

A foot that treads and crushes,
no black boot, no oppressive stomp:
instead, idle wandering.
The forest of curves and discoloured blurs
trodden and padded
down, wilting and weeping beneath
the onslaught of idle wander.

Inhale, step with purpose and smudge
with measured deliberate vandalism.
Snap the spine in your pupil,
crush with solidity
exact white-on-white.
Synapses entangled, lines
with disjointed meaning. Grasp

the heart that thumps against its ribcage
rude rouge runs through hungry fingers
the air turns thick with lyric and vibrations
bruising into clouds
stained with a muddied mass of dots and curls
the pounding heart
bulges and splits
seams of curled strands strain through
one and many of white nothing
squeeze to a fist
sharp white noise
through heavy red red red as
the heart blackens
in its open chest
red gasping through the lines until

empty like an empty
hall all red outside
hanging in the air

grasp at cooling ash
 

Albino Boo

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here goes with a haiku

Psychonauts jump up

Summer platforms warms the mind

Psi rank aids victory
 

Dethenger

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Gently rocking to an fro; appearing such outside
Lofty in my winter stroll, the tempest in my mind

I wonder oft how best to live,
Or if best to live at all

And wander off in search,
Of what I don't quite know
My Self, I guess,
Or Happiness,
Or whatever on Earth
Yet hides within the snow

While I can't claim that I've got much to give,
I say I'd give it all.

Among foes I know I've hid,
A man among the beasts; or a beast among the men
Exactly which I discovered once, I can't remember when
Perhaps I never truly did

Ne'er would I be the wisest, but I wish still to be wise
I destroy myself trying, biting into hemlock just to see if I die
A Trial of my own, to glean what I can glean,
And if indeed my mind is great, well, even Tesla destroyed his machine.

[Captcha is crash and burn. ಠ_ಠ]
 

Malkavian

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Curious, they are
these little
The way they frolic
these little
frolic into my heart

Gay and wondrous
these little
Happy and coloured
these little
Coloured pieces of art

Six in number
these little
Weekend, can't wait for
these little
Can't wait for the show to start
These little ponies of mine.
Friendship is Magic.



Don't hate me.
 

Lucem712

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Pancakes are lovely,
all sweet,
like cake in the morning,
without all the guilt.

(Everyone should just quit now, that's poetic GOLD)
:p
 

ResonanceGames

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Malkavian said:
Don't hate me.
There once was a movement called brony
Of people who liked that baloney
It's made for little kids
But they've all flipped their lids
So they fucking watch my Little Pony

:)
 

scrubnpuff

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Me and My Dominican Princess

See this beautiful woman?
We met on the internet
Normally, I meet women in person,
but tonight, my rules can bend
She wants someone to teach her English
I want someone to cherish, respect, inject
Nothing's happened yet, but I will check again
On my Dominican princess

See this beautiful woman?
She memorized the alphabet
Soon, her pretty mouth'll form words
And then great long sentences
She wants to study harder concepts
I want to cross-examine her breasts
Nothing's been said yet, but I always leave messages
For my Dominican princess

Here's my message, I click send
(Wait, wait, wait for her to check)
No response, no response?
(Refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh)
I'll send another one, how about...
(I love you, I love you, I love you)
Send. Wait, NO!!!!!!!
(Ha ha sucka, ha ha sucka)

See this creepy woman?
She wants more than U.S. citizenship
"I'm not moving in with your family,
I'm not making you any children"
She wants my love to cure her depression
I want her to give up, become a lesbian
She didn't do that yet, but I have faith
In my Dominican princess
 

Malkavian

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ResonanceGames said:
I told you not to hate me. Why do people never listen? :(

I'm not a brony, btw. I mean, I've watched the show, and I like it and all, but I don't really care about ponies beyond that. It was just what sprung to mind when I needed inspiration and I saw the avatars further up.

Why am I defending myself on the internet again? I'll close the door behind me, shall I?
 

Me55enger

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WORDS & POEMS

Look after the _____ & the _____ will look after themselves.

Dont give me the prize, this is not my poem, although I cant recall the author.
 

ResonanceGames

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Malkavian said:
ResonanceGames said:
I told you not to hate me. Why do people never listen? :(

I'm not a brony, btw. I mean, I've watched the show, and I like it and all, but I don't really care about ponies beyond that. It was just what sprung to mind when I needed inspiration and I saw the avatars further up.

Why am I defending myself on the internet again? I'll close the door behind me, shall I?
I really didn't expect you to take that response seriously, to be honest.
 

vfaulkon

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I'm not interested in the prize (still have my PS2 copy *hugs*), but what the hey, I'll give this a go. Let's see... (hope it's not too bad - I am a writer, but poetry's not my strong suit)



'It's Nothing But Rain' (created and owned by myself)


That digital reality guided by my hand,
Electronic strings of a mere puppetmaster
Controlling heroes, villains, worlds, as I deem fit
Filling me with the power divine
Yet somehow, it is hollow, empty. Why?
How can such beauteous manipulation of so much
Mean so little?


A rumbling, a flash of lightning, inspiration from God
Disrupts the flow of power to my game.
All is lost in an instant, banished (if only for a time)
And my power means nothing. I am helpless again.
Perhaps a warning for the True God,
Punishing me for my heretical pursuit of his throne?
No, I say, but I almost wish it was.


The rainfall reaches my ears. How did I miss this?
The sound of water from the sky hitting glass,
The rumbling of thunder in the sky,
The gentle darkness in my room, with no sun to clear it?
I wish, for a moment, to drop my controller
And run to the window to see it, but I stop myself.
"It's nothing but rain."


The power returns. My house is bright again,
And the red light upon my Playstation 3 is restored!
At last, the digital god shall reign again!
I reach for the power button, and....stop.
I turn back to the window, then to my system again.
"It's nothing but rain," I tell myself again.
But then, why is my heart so heavy?
 

Malkavian

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ResonanceGames said:
Malkavian said:
ResonanceGames said:
I told you not to hate me. Why do people never listen? :(

I'm not a brony, btw. I mean, I've watched the show, and I like it and all, but I don't really care about ponies beyond that. It was just what sprung to mind when I needed inspiration and I saw the avatars further up.

Why am I defending myself on the internet again? I'll close the door behind me, shall I?
I really didn't expect you to take that response seriously, to be honest.
I wasn't offended either. I just got started on a response, and then I felt like making something clear, no worries.
 

XSTALKERX

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The fast clicks of my mouse
Sounds through the entire house
I'm playing a game with really weak dragons
That can be shot down with 2 or more arrows
While exploring a vast and open world
With my dog next to me all tucked up and curled
Delving into dungeons with huge caverns
And then coming back to my favourite tavern
To return a stolen golden claw
out of a little thieve?s paw
And be awarded with applause and praise
While starring at a vacant gaze
For the people of this world live in the uncanny valley
Even when everything they hoped for at the end of the finale
They still all look and sound the same
But alas it's because I?m playing a Bethesda game
If this poem sounds odd and strange to you
It's because I?m sitting here feeling so very blue
Trying to win a copy of Psychonauts
To distract me from being so distraught

Okay I know that's not the best poem written ever but hey at least I tried :p
 

Herman Hedning's mace

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There was once an undead from Brill,
who kill all the mobs on a hill.
He let out a tear
when he got curse by Fear
But he used the Forsakens strong Will.

Once there was a Solider in Red,
The same colour that his enemies bled.
He saw a small memo,
left there by the Demo:
"Kill 'em until they are dead."

When I woke I cut down some tree,
It only felt natural you see
I turned it planks
With no hope for thanks
For the Creepers would come after me.
 

go-10

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I have no clue about poetry so...

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
 

Macgyvercas

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GZGoten said:
I have no clue about poetry so...

Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
That sounds like the kind of thing Redlin5 would post. He's the guy with the Team Rocket avatar after all.
 

Need a Dispenser

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I'm a young gamer who lives in a different Nation,
Who completely despises this new generation.
I wish to learn of the classic games of old,
This game must be better than the new games I call mold.

Age 14 I may be,
But trust when I say I'm not a dumbass you shall see.
If I were to win I would play this game all day and night,
Although I think my chances a very slight.

I always wished that I had played this game,
Before my old Xbox was finally slain.
I was never aware that this was available on Steam,
But the lack of a Credit Card is a huge blinding gleam.

Psychonauts sounds like a very interesting tale,
As even Yahtzee admitted this game is not stale.
Going to a camp that holds as many secrets as the bark on a tree?
Sign me up! I just wish I could pay the fee.

Along with psychic powers? Oh how that sounds like a blast!
As I enjoy the best from the past.
I haven't had fun with psychic powers since a game given to me by my Pops
A fun little PS2 game labeled "PSI-OPS"

I've been known as the the only Asian-Black nerd.
Many-a insults I have heard.
The only game my friends will play is MW3,
Which I think is as much fun as getting stung by a bee.

Back to Psychonausts, what's this a good story!?
It sounds like it should be in the top category.
The characters all look nice, but grim,
AND HOLY CRAP WAS THAT THE VOICE ACTOR FOR ZIM!?!

This game is now definitely a must buy,
Which is why I must give this poem thing a try.
Well now I'm done I threw my best hit,
Honestly though I don't think I'll win with this shit...
 
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Is haiku acceptable?

Should be working now
Instead I'm faffing about
Man this juice is good
or
Found Yu-gi-oh cards
In a box under my bed
Now I'm sorting them

Both written about the things on the table next to me