Write a story in ten words.

[RoBi3.0]

It was algebra that caused my Aneurysm and corresponding death.

lol, what does that have to do with love or videogames?

Cause no one ever reads the original post fully, ever!

/shrug. I read it.. Hence the connection to death. if you want to get real technical, the aneurysm was caused by algebra, which is preventing me from playing all the crap i just bought and fat princess, So without a means to decompress, my head is in the process of exploding, but .. yanno 10 words is rather limiting.

I didn't read it hence my first post, was making joke.

 

[blank0000]

I love World of Goo, without it I would die.

or


My lover died while I played Warcraft alone that night...

DUN DUN DUN!!!

 

[Angus565]

"Six people stuck in an elevator and one is Satan."
But that would be ridicules, who would make a movie with a plot that terrible?

Spoiler

M Night Shyamalan jokes aside...

"There once was a man and his Xbox. He died."

It has everything! Surprise plot twist, plenty of action and a cliff hanger too!

 

[strangemoose]

there is a panda he dies while killing nazis End.
BAM PURE GOLD

 

[thefrizzlefry]

How do you solve a problem like Maria? With marriage.

Hippie bitches about meat. Hippie's cat eats mouse. Delicious irony.

 

[blankedboy]

A dick sucked itself once. It was pretty fucking awesome.

I can imagine oO
Actually, that reminds me of someone's signature from another forum...

"Tonight you will dream of an anthro fox backflipping into its own anus."

Which was legendary xD

Everyone in the cast has gay sex with each other.

Do I win?

Everybody in this story has sex with each other.

Best..Story...EVAR! I would cast 40 super models as female leads and me as the only male. Giggity

-_-

Poststolen D:

 

[EBHughsThe1st]

The pie was quite good, but then it blew up.

 

[RoBi3.0]

"There once was a man and his Xbox. He died."

Sorry this is incorrect I will correct it for you though.

"There once was a man and his Xbox. xbox died."

 

[General_Potatoes]

I Finished making a sandwich. It transformed. I died.
All i could think of

 

[tehweave]

"I really love Minecraft, but creepers keep blowing me up."

ME TOO.

Mine:

"He's fueling my addiction. I should probably quit this week."

 

[GeneralDisapointment]

With a crowbar in hand the scientist saved the world .

 

[Direwolf750]

"Long ago, in a galaxy far far...OH GOD ZOMBIES!!!!!!"

Boosh

 

[CheesusCrust]

The big bad guy was beaten by the good guy.

 

[Redalert9r9r]

At first they were all, and now they are none.

 

[Cheesus333]

Clingy white girl (very) desperately seeking pathetically soppy nocturnal haemophiliac.

[Incidentally, this is ten words longer than Twilight should have been].

 

[Vibhor]

One king one queen had sex.Got AIDS and herpes

 

[rabidmidget]

I was going to cyber on xbl, the connection died.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

With advanced aperture science portal technology, I can rape myself.