Write your own epitath

[Azriel Nightshade]

"Shouldn't have divided by zero"
or
"His greatest thrust was his last"

or
"God...this guy was a dick."

 

[zen5887]

Known by many, Liked by few

 

[jebussaves88]

"Who knew a bra strap in the eye could be lethal?"

"Buried Alive"

"Born Alive, Died Dead"

 

[Omnidum]

"Read the funniest joke in the universe."

 

[Asymptote Angel]

"Loved by many, trusted by more. Wasted his life behind closed doors."

I like that.

For the truly self-hating:
"Ah, are you digging on my grave,
My loved one? -- planting rue?"
-- "No: yesterday he went to wed
One of the brightest wealth has bred.
'It cannot hurt her now,' he said,
'That I should not be true.'"

"Then who is digging on my grave,
My nearest dearest kin?"
-- "Ah, no: they sit and think, 'What use!
What good will planting flowers produce?
No tendance of her mound can loose
Her spirit from Death's gin.'"

"But someone digs upon my grave?
My enemy? -- prodding sly?"
-- "Nay: when she heard you had passed the Gate
That shuts on all flesh soon or late,
She thought you no more worth her hate,
And cares not where you lie.

"Then, who is digging on my grave?
Say -- since I have not guessed!"
-- "O it is I, my mistress dear,
Your little dog, who still lives near,
And much I hope my movements here
Have not disturbed your rest?"

"Ah yes! You dig upon my grave...
Why flashed it not to me
That one true heart was left behind!
What feeling do we ever find
To equal among human kind
A dog's fidelity!"

"Mistress, I dug upon your grave
To bury a bone, in case
I should be hungry near this spot
When passing on my daily trot.
I am sorry, but I quite forgot
It was your resting place."

 

[terribleyetfun]

stupid team-killers

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Here lies Bofus, to heaven he'll be sent.
Didn't press X in a quick time event.

 

[bad rider]

20g Completed life easiest difficulty.

 

[ace_of_something]

"Died tragically rescuing his family from the remains of a destroyed sinking battleship"

edit: someone had to say it damnit

 

[ArcadianTrance]

"Till death do us part she promised she said when she tried to leave, he cut off her head"
then if my death involves decapitation I can implicate my husband (asuming I'm married) from beyond the grave.

 

[Avatar Roku]

?AFK?

Really funny.

'The rumors of my death have been grealy exaggerated'

Did you take that from Honor Harrington, or just make it up?

"Game over. Would you like to try again?"

 

[Jark212]

"I told you so..."

 

[Avatar Roku]

"Will do Moose stuff for food"

(Anyone catch where I stole the last one from?)

Family Guy.
"What's moose stuff?"
"Whatever you want it to be. I can have sex with you, or stand by that lake. Or anything in between."
"Get in."

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Either

"The cake is a pie..."

or

"[Insert witty comment here]"

or more likely the lyrics to still alive...

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

"
"Will do Moose stuff for food"

(Anyone catch where I stole the last one from?)

Family Guy, I know it's a bit late, but that's the time it took me to figure it out.

 

[Combined]

"Here lies 636, A Metrocop to his Death. I hope you understand, that he's a cyborg. Don't look behind you, He's right there."

 

[balinus]

He loved his coffee too much.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

"I'll be back tomorrow."

"If you say gullible really slowly, it sounds like 'Green beans'"

"Alt + F4"