My mom used to work as a consultant for a UK slimming company called Slimming World, she doesn't now but she was given about 300 free ballpoint pens from them during her time with the company. Hence she offloaded about a hundred to me when I started universit, I'm almost finished with my first year and I've only used about 4. I have enough pens to last until doomsday, I reckon (so about three years and seven months, and ten days...
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