Wrong Answer

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Because I'm past the stage of building a base to take over the Galaxy and enslave everything in it with the purpose of drowning puppies and plants and moving on to hamsters an fish

Q: Why are you so far behind?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because I finished doing it all then recreated them and started all over again.
Puppies and plants are the final things on my list this time around.

Q: What makes you think I'm behind?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: The water bottle told me

Q: When did the lights go out?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: They didn't go out, I just removed light from existence!

Q: Is the speed limit removed too?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: No it has become 0. Don't move.

Q: Is all movement now relatavistic?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, movement in now nonexistent.

Q: Was movement just part of your fantasy?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Yep, as was existance in general

Q: How does it feel to have been part of the fantasy I called existance?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I wouldn't know, I was always outside of existence...

Q: How does it feel to be a figment of my imagination?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Good I never gain weight.

Q: Unless you imagine I will?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course!

Q: How does the imaginary ice cream taste?

 

[Scde2]

A: Lonely.

Q: Please?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: mmm. Chocolate raspberries

Q: Why can't it be real?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: You have a great imagination.

Q: But could you stop the wolves attacking when we sleep?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: sure but I need a biiig stick.

Q: Why not rabid hamsters?

 

[Logic 0]

A: becasue pie is delicious!

Q: How am I this sexy?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: To be less sexy you would have to be an inanimate object.

Q: Where are we going?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: To sell propane and propane accessories?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: jump on the bus

Q: where does this bus stop?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It doesn't stop.

Q: What made you think this bus would stop?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: the nice chappie with a hook for a hand and a scar told me.

Q: Where's his swanky hat?