Wrong Answer

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: Hardly?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: A very slim chance?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Hells no.

Q: Fish 'n' Chips?

 

[brtshstel]

A: Aye! And a pint or two to go with it!

Q: Did you know I'm Irish?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Yep, 'twas funny

Q: Did you see what he did for an encore?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Only that time I forced him to.

Q: Have you?

EDIT: Damn those ninjas!

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: Indeed?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Will it put the lotions on the skin?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Maybe?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Does it want to get the hose again?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: Doesn't it need strawberry milkshake first?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course not! It needs the blood of its fallen enemies!

Q: Are you its enemy?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: Depends is it's enemy my friend?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Depends if your friend is a life-form!

Q: Are you and your friend life-forms?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Nope, we are inanimate molocules of methane

Q: Can you really jump to the moon?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course I can, but it would destroy the moon and whatever place I jump from.

Q: Why is the princess in an other castle?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Because we're in this one.

Q: why does Murphy's Law affect all things?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because I cause anything that can go wrong to go wrong!

Q: Why do you ask?