Wrong Answer

[Goremocker]

A:You're all annoying as hell.You complain about life and your lives are normally better than most...my life has had some amazing lows but while I may be dead inside I'm not always crying about it!

Q:Why did you think I hated them?

 

[Randoms]

A: Your a trool/troolette or maybe a monarch... or even *gasp* a jellybean.

Q: WTH did I just say?

 

[Curious Georgie]

A: The square root of 9 is 3.

Q: Beans or bombs?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Bombs!

Q: Any luck finding your monkey?

 

[MysteriousStranger]

A - No, she eloped with the rhino
Q - How did you survive that Nuke

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's all a matter of godhood, Stranger.

Q: Where's my eggnog?

 

[doctorjackal777]

A: Under my cat.

Q: What's on the other side of the road?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: A lot of chickens.

Q: Why did they never cross back?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because they all got killed once they arrived.

Q: Why didn't anyone eat them?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because everyone secretly is a vegetarian.

Q: Unless the chickens were made of tofu?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Do you have any idea how long those chickens have been dead?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Um...A year?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Actually, they've been dead ever since they got hit by that meteor that exterminated the dinosaurs...

Q: Should I send more chickens back in time?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Should cause some chaos?

 

[michiehoward]

A:No. Chaos is bad.
Q: Why is chaos bad?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You should always strive for more chaos! Unless you strive for order through death!
But even then, you can achieve it with chaos!

Q: Any more Evil questions?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes.

Q: Those jeans make you look fat.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: That's not a question, that's a statement.
And it's false. My jeans don't make me look fat, I am fat!

Q: Any actual questions?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No.

Q: Why does your cereal burst into flames?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because it angered god.

Q: Why did you burst into flames?