Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A/Q: Me?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: No, pie.

Q: Was it tasty?

 

[Scde2]

A: I wouldn't know.

Q: Why did your wife have to eat it?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: You just don't learn do ya?

 

[Scde2]

A: Nope.

Q: That your wife is a big fat cow?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: You ready to fly over the horizon?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Will it be a pretty site?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: No, it will be a building site.

Q: You like big machinery?

 

[Scde2]

A: I don't.

Q: But *Chuckles* what about your wife?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: She's the daintiest wee flower you ever did see.

Q: See that demolition ball?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.

Q: Wait, are you talking about my Death Star?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: But of course.

Q: Does it work yet?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course it works.
I've even worked out that one fatal weak spot.

Q: Did you notice?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A/Q: You mean the big hole in the side with the arrows saying "Shoot Here"?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, it isn't there anymore in this model.
Now the exhaust gets removed with missiles that get shot at enemies!

Q: Aint that great?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: 'tis that.

Q: Use it against Scde2?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What planet is he on?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: I think he's still on Ganymede. Not sure though.

Q: Didn't you plant a tracker on him?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, of course not, I wasn't planning on using a Death Star to destroy him.
I'll just wai until he gets back.

Q: What should I do while waiting?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Watch Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.

Q: Ain't they hilarious?