Wrong Answer

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A/Q: Did it get dirty the same way this here test tube got dirty?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Unfortunately, this hat is not a proper receiver for en vitro fertilization.

Q: Did I spell that right?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I don't know.

Q: Did you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Maybe.

Q: Why don't you check for me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: No.

Q: Why did you try to do that anyway?

 

[Scde2]

A: For teh lulz!

Q: What site is this?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: The best dam site on the internet.

Q: Or something else?

 

[Scde2]

A: Nah, your answer works.

Q: You are about to level up?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Level gained. Liver damage +50, Hugging strength + 25, Insanity +100.

Q: Now which perk to pick?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: How 'bout the Pun X5 multiplier?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Nah My charm double pun damage should be enough for now.

Q: How about the delusions of grandeur perk?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Do you really need the perk?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Not really.

Q: What now?

 

[Scde2]

A: Now, we fight.

Q: It's a good day to die?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I always thought I'd die in a slow-mo shoot out.

Q: Or from alcohol poising?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: What about the ol' mafia bomb under your car?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: The minute I stand within at least 10 feet of a car an army of police will attack me for drunk driving.

Q: maybe the bomb under the bed?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: What about the monster under your bed?

 

[bgg1996]

A: Gee, I hope they're okay...

Q: Have you seen them?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, I'm having them over at my place for a party.

Q: Is this Sparta?