Wrong Answer

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: *muffled* Yes.

Q: *Still muffled* How did you get such an awesome pattern?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You get eaten by the muffle.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.199409.6575878
That started the pattern.

Q: Why are you muffled?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: *muffled* Your pattern ate me.

Q: What did it do?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It ate you.
Yes, I sometimes don't follow the pattern.

Q: Is this SPARTAAAAA???

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: No, THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

Q: Kill all humans?

 

[squidbuddy99]

A: Don't mind if I do!

Q: Don't you think?

 

[Scde2]

A: I can think.

Q: Does the internet think?

 

[squidbuddy99]

A: It chooses to be a neutral party.

Q: ?sdrawkcab noitseuq siht sI

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No; in a mirror, it is facing the correct way. It is you who is facing backwards.

Q: Does this machine sell latte?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Ask it.

Q: Why did you ask me?

 

[Ildecia]

A: no; but we have frappuchinos!

Q: can i have 5 dollars for the bus?

 

[Savagezion]

A: Maybe if you didn't call in sick all the time you would have the money.

Q: Can I play?

 

[Ildecia]

A: hell naw n00b

Q: can i have a cookie?

 

[squidbuddy99]

A: I already eated it.

Q: What should I grab this afternoon?

 

[Savagezion]

A: A book on learning how not to be a dirty ninja.

Q: Do you find me sexy?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Absolutely not.

Q: Are you on par?

 

[Savagezion]

A: Nope, I am on the internet.

Q: Did you know you webcam is broadcasting you all over Youtube?

 

[Rasputin1]

A: I thought I had my webcam sent to an old folks home..

Q: What's it like being dead?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Eh, it's peaceful.

Q: How am I alive still?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because this was a triumph.

Q: Are you making a note there?