Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A/Q: Bah! You can never be too emo?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: And yet you exist.

Q: Why?

 

[Scde2]

A: I wonder that myself.

Q: Any thoughts?

 

[superbatranger]

A/Q: Am I supposed to have any?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: Are you avoiding my questions?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: As an avid avoider yes.

Q: What's the pay like?

 

[Scde2]

A: Less then the minimum wage of Alabama.

Q: Is that low?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's higher than in Texas.

Q: Why do we hate Texas?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Because it doesn't exists?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Good point.

Q: Unicorn meat?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

A: is the new brown meat

Q: who isn't the deadliest warrior?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You.

Q: You're also the weakest link. Good-bye?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

A: no hello. I just got here

Q: who doesn't win when Chuck Norris fights Jack Bauer?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The cabbage vendor. His cart just keeps getting destroyed...

Q: Why do you have a weird monkey...cat...thing?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I just thought it would spice up the room.

Q: Parnassian?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, thanks, I'm the designated driver.

A: Is that coffee you're drinking, or are you just really excited to see me?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

A: nope thats my switchblade that you don't see

Q: how does time go when your not having fun?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Goes by like sandpaper across a kneecap.

Q: Fancy a nightcap?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I'd prefers some tweezers to get this butterfly dagger out of my back.

Q: OMG Y U HAT?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I can only answer that through song.

Q: But you don't want to hear that?