Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: Well...

Q: Is he a cookie addict?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No more of a trash monster.

Q: Should it matter?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, and cookies make me die a little every time I breathe.

Q: With all these little deaths, should I be dead yet?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Weren't you already dead?

Q: Why did I have to go back and fix nearly every word in answer section of this post?

 

[Spiner909]

A:Because you can't typo.
Q: Hail Fire 998 is: (answer not applicable from said Hail Fire 998)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: *head explodes*

Q: Why would you ever make a random person's head explode without even considering their opinions?

 

[Scde2]

A: For teh lulz!

Q: Should we turn this into /b/?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because every time I consider someone else's opinions, I die a little every time I breathe.
EDIT: The same might apply if we turn this into a certain image board, so no.

Q: Is this getting old?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A/Q: Are you old?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Well I do have the hips of an 80 year old.

Q: Do you think she would like them back?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

A: Nah. she's dead any ways.

Q: Would you care for a drink doc?

 

[Spiner909]

Q: Only if it costs exactly $4.96
A: What's so fun about stealing?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

A: Playing sly cooper.

Q: Care to dance?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Ok you ninja.

Q: Or is it the ninja in us all?

 

[Spiner909]

Q: No, those would be the chestbursters.
A: Why must we catch em' all?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because diseases are fun.

Q: Feed the mogwai?

 

[Spiner909]

A: No but a tin can.
Q: Where does the general keep his armies?

 

[Code Monkey]

A: In the impossible quiz.

Q: What is love?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

A: a useless emotion

Q: would you kindly die? *geass*

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I would die, but every time I die, I die a little every time I breathe.

Q: WTF?