Wrong Answer

[SPCF]

A: Sure
Q: What does SPCF stand for?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: It means all that ever was and all that will be.

Q: Did Rachmaninoff have big hands?

 

[Scde2]

A: And a huge head.

Q: How did he fit through doorways?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: He broke them down.

Q: Your task: to break this block of air into smaller blocks of air. Do you accept?

 

[Scde2]

A: Nah, have Juan do it.

Q: Shit, goddamm, get of your ass and jam?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I prefer preserves.

Q: Does Yellowstone National Wildlife Preserve go great on toast?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: You mean Jellystone National Park?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Is that peanut-butter Jelly?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: TIME! *Dancing banana*

Q: Can I ride that donkey?

 

[subject_87]

A: You can if Jesus says so.

Q: If you are not currently on fire, could you kindly correct this grievous omission immediately?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: But not quite so?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Only if the lack of time is inversely proportional to the lack of the fail/win quotient.

Q: Science?

 

[Scde2]

A: No!

Q: SCIENCE!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Stand back he is about to do it.

Q: Am I Seeing the truth?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Luigi!

Q: Tiene Ud. una via magica?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: English!? Do you speak it?

 

[capin Rob]

a: Yes!

Q: Do you know the last digit of pi

 

[kimba_lion]

A: does any one know?

Q: why did the sun rise in the morning?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because you willed it so.

Q: How does it all keep going?