Wrong Answer

[Dr.Susse]

A: The guy that had the gaping wound in his side, I diagnosed him with a skittle deficiency and the little boy with the sniffles, I told him he was dead.

Q: Wait was that an admission of guilt?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, it was.
Congratulations, you can now join a very exclusive society of mad doctors.

Q: Will you join?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: The real question is.

Q: Where did my garden go?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Up your butt and around the corner.

Q: I need to make a left, right?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Yeah just go up that street with the wrong way signs.

Q: I'm not drunk officer?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Since you asked that as a question, I'm afraid I will have to cite you for driving under the influence.

Q: Sir, have you been drinking tonight?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Just some Fermented grapes.

Q: Am I in a car?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes. You are also on another car.

Q: Are you going to come quietly, or will I need to take you by force?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A/Q: If you take me by force wouldn't that be not nice?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It'd actually be considered rape.

Q: Yay for double entendres?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yay for DRINK!

Q: Quess what I drank tonight?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I'm not sure....
Q: But lots of it?

 

[Scde2]

A: YEs!

Q: I crant even type?

 

[SPCF]

A: YES!
Q:gsf ?

 

[Scde2]

A/q: What does that mean?

 

[SPCF]

Q/A: Yer mother?

 

[Scde2]

A: I'll eat you!

Q Like now?

 

[SPCF]

A: oh ehm jhay!

Q: Right here? Right now?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: Nope.

Q: Over there, later?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes. *om nom nom nom~*

Q: OMG SO KAWAII~?