Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: That's just gibberish.

Q: Are you deliberately speaking in riddles?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: A glass is a riddle

Q: But is it a cup?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, it's a cake.

Q: Are you still there?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Yes I never leave.

Q: Is that ok?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, that's perfect.
Usually it takes around his time, nobody seems to be around.
Damn timezones!

Q: Why would it not be ok?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because the etymology of "okay" is dubious at best.

Q: What's the difference between a diagnosis and a prognosis.

 

[Queen Michael]

A: Three letters.

Q: Which Ben & Jerry's flavor is the tastiest?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Don't you mean Tom & Jerry?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I think he meant Will & Grace.

Q: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No one gives a shit.

Q: Why do so many people use that joke?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because your mama's so fat, she jumped up and got stuck.

Q: Why is she so fat?

 

[brtshstel]

A: they have very little imagination

Q: Will you be my neighbor?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I already am.

Q: I'm standing right behind you, aren't I?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No you're not.

Q: Hey, do you know who that guy behind me is?
[sup]You know, the one with the big metal pyramid on his head.[/sup]

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: That's me. *heavy breathing*

Q: Isn't stalking the highest form of flattery?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Bobby Kotick?

A: Even if it's not, ninja'ing is the lowest posting sin.

Q: Will you repent for your crimes? (Y/N)

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No. I'll just get ninja'd myself at some point in the forseeable future.

Q: Exactly how does one conjugate the word "ninja"?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Ninja, ninjas, ninja'd, ninja'ing.

Q: How do you do it in Spanish?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A:

Spoiler: Like so...

Present Indicative:
yo nin
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros nin
ellos/ustedes nin

Imperfect:
yo nin
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros nin
ellos/ustedes nin

Preterite:
yo nin
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros nin
ellos/ustedes nin

Future:
yo nin
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros nin
ellos/ustedes nin

Conditional:
yo nin
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros nin
ellos/ustedes nin

Imperative:
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros ninjd
ellos/ustedes nin

Present Subjunctive:
yo nin
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros nin
ellos/ustedes nin

Imperfect Subjunctive:
yo nin
tú nin
él/usted nin
nosotros nin
vosotros nin
ellos/ustedes nin

Gerund:
nin

Past Participle:
nin

Q: Was that answer excessive?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not really. I would've done the same. Some of your characters are broken, though.

Q: Spanish verb dictionaries for the win?