Wrong Answer

[Alusin86]

A. Fuck yeah!

Q. Magikarp?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: MagikarPWN!

Q: Is it the new Pokégod?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yar.

Q: Will it use Fail Flail?

 

[Alusin86]

A: did someone say midevil weaponry !

Q: I was playing Duke Nukem forever yesterday and I was stuck on the boss fight against Duke Nukem clones, how do i defeat them?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You have to kill them with awesomeness.

Q: Can you do that?

 

[Alusin86]

A: Yes, cuz he has BALLS OF STEEL

Q: Fill in the blank ___ ___ ___ _______ __ _ ______ _?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Absolutely not.

Q: When in TV Tropes, do these lines mean |Jesus dies|?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, they mean he's just a figment of someones imagination.

Q: Is this Sparta yet?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Stop asking that. We're in Cambodia.

Q: Why are we in Cambodia?

 

[Alusin86]

A: It's a holiday down there.

Q: Why are you answering this question.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Just 'cause.

Q: Where am I?

 

[Alusin86]

A: Your in Sparta, just don't ask Leonidas

Q: Who are you

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I don't know. Patrick, maybe.

Q: Who's Patrick?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You are Patrick.

Q: Why do you ask such stupid questions?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I'm Patrick.

Q: Why don't you take your stupid flowers and get thee to a nunnery?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because these flowers are hungry, they wanna eat Patrick.

Q: Now, should you be boiled or grilled?

 

[Dramatic Flare]

DAWN TAKE YOU ALL, AND BE STONE TO YOU!

Q: Why do I insist on putting references to famous works wherever I go?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I have no idea, I didn't notice...

Q: Would you like some cake?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: the cake is a lie, it's actually a lovely pie.

Q: May I have the pie then?

 

[DarkHourPrince]

A: Sure, because pie is awesome

Q: But how do we know we don't mean pi?