Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sorry, I'm not French.

Q: But you are?

 

[Alusin86]

A/Q: Do I look like a wimp?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Well, you're eating that croissant, so yes.

Q: Explain to me why this isn't a question, but is treated as such.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I refuse.

Q: Why do you do things like this?

 

[BoosterGold]

A: simple, for the lolz

Q: Can you get me a taco?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Never.

Q: Why won't I, you ask?

 

[BoosterGold]

A: you are a member of the Anti-Taco Alliance and on quest to destroy the taco king.
Q: who wants to go to CANDY MOUNTAIN?!

 

[MongodPenguin]

A: The Pygmies that live at the foot of Mount Doom

Q: Why are you here?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because there's nothing on TV.

Q: Are you on TV.

 

[SPCF]

A: No, but yer mother is.
Q: Cookie?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Why yes, yes it is.

Q: Are all sets P equal to all sets NP?

 

[MachoFern]

A: o.0

Q: Boxers or briefs?

 

[Zeromaeus]

A: Commando

Q: Heaven or hell? (let's rock)

 

[MachoFern]

A: Purgatory

B: Would you live in a town named buenoville where everyone wears a sombrero?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I'll just pack my bags.

Q: How do I get there?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: By finding the limit of x[sup](-1/2)[/sup]/5 as x approaches 5i.

Q: Can you make my games download faster?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Sure just download this spyware.

Q: Can I haz meme?

 

[Lepre-Khan]

A:Sure so long as you give your body to SCIENCE!

Q:If I am he and she is me who the fuck are you!?

 

[BoosterGold]

A:I am the Walrus, I am the egg man. Cucko cachoo.
Q: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: The walrus. Jeez, you just said that.

Q: Why so silent, good messieurs?