A: Because I've had with this MotherF@&*%ing Soild Snake on this MotherF@&*%ing unoffical sequel to Metal Gear for the NES.
Q: Did you know I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!?