Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: We could celebrate Doomsday...
That always causes lots of panic.

Q: What do you think?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Sounds good.

Q: Your place or ours?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: We'll need to pick an inhabited planet...

Q: How about Earth?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Alright then.

Q: Why did you leave us to die in that fire?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Which one?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: The one you started.

Q: I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, I'm still not sure which one you mean, because I started lots of fires.

Q: Care to explain yourself?

 

[diddykonger]

A: sure, but it'll cost you the soul of every loved one you know

Q: Who wants to buy the only "Space Balls the flamethrower"?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Not me...
Also, it's a good decision to go after the souls of every loved one I know, instead of my own soul, because I don't have one.

Q: Foamy?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because this is SPARTAAAAAAAA!

Q: Did my previous post get eaten again?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Banana.

Q: Mac or PC?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: PC.

Q: Linux?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Parabolix.

Q: Quadratix?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Solaris.

Q: Open BSD?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: MySQL FATAL ERROR.

Q: How fatal could it be?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Flawless victory fatal.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: What kind? African or European?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Depends which one you mean.

Q: The European or the African swallow?

EDIT: Damn ninja!

 

[BoosterGold]

A: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
Q:How do know so much about swallows?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: We don't, actually. We're just mindlessly quoting a mov--

Q: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!1!!!!11!!!one!!ELEVEN!!