Wrong Answer

[Xpwn3ntial]

A/Q: What is it?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Your mind!

Q: Could I destroy a tank with my f***ing mind?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: PROBABLY NOT.

Q: CAN I TURN A WHOLE THREAD AGAINST ME IN A SINGLE POST?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No. I love you.

Q: Was that nearly as awkward as I tried to make it be?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: More awkward than that.

Q: What is truth?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: WHAT IS LOVE?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Baby, don't hurt. Don't hurt me...no more.

Q: Who let the dogs out?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: JUST SOME MEN FROM THE GROUP OF ISLANDS YOU HUMANS CALL THE BAHAMAS.

Q: IS IT POSSIBLE TO TROLL WITHOUT ACTUALLY TROLLING?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No.

Q: You aren't much of a troll if you don't troll, now are you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I AM A TROLL, BECAUSE SHUT UP.

Q: DO YOU DOUBT ME?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yes I do.

Q: Wotchu gonna do 'bout it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, I'm gonna wack you with this sledgehammer and see if it helps...

Q: Wanna see what your head looks like on the inside?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: His head? Yes. My head? No.

Q: How many avatars have you had in your time here?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I lost count at 50.

Q: How could I have so many?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't know, I'm only at my second...

Q: Why do you change your avatar so often?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Too many to choose from.

Q: Why is the sky purple?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: BECAUSE THE FIRST RULE OF ANONYMOUS IS TO ALWAYS CONFUSE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM FORGET YOU EVER EVEN EXISTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. THIRD RULE: THE SKY IS PURPLE BECAUSE YOU NINJA TROLLS.

Q: WHAT'S THE SECOND RULE?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: STOP SPEAKING IN ALL CAPS, DAMN IT!

Q: Why are you speaking in caps?!

 

[MrShowerHead]

A: Because Hitler

Q: Did that make any sense?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: NOT AT ALL.

Q: BUT DOES THAT SHOW MAKINGS OF BEING A TROLL AS GOOD AS I AM?