Wrong Answer

[squidbuddy99]

A: No, but I smelled it going.

Q: Is everything upside-down in Australia?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No, our model of the solar system is upside down.

Q: What planet orbits with its poles on a 90-degree angle?

 

[whittaker]

A: The one that has lost 180 of it's 360-degrees.

Q: If you mix all the colours, waht do you get?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Depends.

Q: Are we doing additive or subtractive colour blending?

 

[squidbuddy99]

A: Divitionary.

Q: Where did I put my keys?

 

[SPCF]

A: In the other guy's front pocket.
Q: Why you put it there?

 

[whittaker]

A: An excuse for when I reach for it

Q: What do I reach for?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: His keys. You just said so.

Q: How does he feel about you grabbing his keys?

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

A: I dunno, I'm not some kind of parasite in his brain.

Q: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: It is final!

Q: Is the cat still there?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: This is a simulation we refer to as "The Matrix".

Q: Why does The Matrix have you?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because I made it.

Q: Should I get a programming award?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Not until you fix 'Smith'

Q: What should I do about my crooked shoulders?

 

[Scde2]

A: Hammers can do wonders.

Q: Are you gonna try it now?

 

[whittaker]

A: Ill do it for him.

Q: It's past twelve. Will I wake up dead tomorrow (today)?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Only if you drink the stuff under the sink yesterday.

Q: Do you want to hear a story?

 

[AvsJoe]

A. Not really, but I would like to watch a movie!

Q. Why do people sing in the elevator?

 

[whittaker]

A: To drown out the horrible elevator music.

Q: Why does the Escapist go with a blue colour scheme?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Because blue is calming.

Q: Who is a cow?

 

[whittaker]

A: Most anime cosplay characters with huge milkbags.

Q: Is cosplay a lifestyle or a mental disorder?