Wrong Answer

[Neevar]

A: Build a time machine and travel back to 1969 then highjack the Apollo 11.

Q: How do i change the clutch to my VW transporter without going to auto repair?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Try yahoo answers.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of the internet?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Instantaneous.

Q: How big is space?

 

[whittaker]

A: Big.

Q: Long day at work creates opportunities for boring answers, yes?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, and also stupid questions.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of a refrigerator?

 

[whittaker]

A/Q: Pre- or Post-DuPont?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Between.

Q: Why so many airspeed questions?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because I've got a lack of inspiration.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of air?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: 0. Air has no airspeed.

Q: How long is a nautical mile?

 

[whittaker]

A: 1/60 of a degree of the globe.

Q: What if God was one of us? (The christian god, for clarification)

 

[Yarpie]

A: I think he'd start his own religion.

Q: Is time travel possible?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, but I'm not gonna let anyone mess up MY perfect time-line!

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of your mum?

 

[whittaker]

A: 1 shit-just-hit-the-fan, a measurement of velocity so unspecific you need to take into consideration variables such as mood, emotional attachment, personality, profession, childhood issues and a few more I can't think of right now.

Q: How do you calculate the velocity of gossip?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You don't calculate it, since it's a variable, you measure it.
In the the rate at to how many more people it spreads over a period of time.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen eye-patch?

 

[whittaker]

A: What do you mean? An African or European eye-patch?

Q: Did I get the reference right?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: You did, but you should stop encouraging him.

Q: Can someone get me some goddamn pancakes!?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, just make some!

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of a pancake?

 

[whittaker]

A/Q: What is the air-resistance of a pancake?
Ha!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't know, their resistance top getting eaten is too low to make any other measurements.

Q: What is the terminal velocity of a lump of iron?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I don't know that!
*gets launched into the air*