Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Cave Story, Spelunky, and I Wanna Be the Guy. I'd probably like Penumbra, but the only games from the Humble Indie Bundle that work on my system are World of Goo and Samorost 2.

Q: Why do indie developers have to use shaders?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Don't most developers use shaders?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No idea.

Q: Who likes my new look?

 

[Blue Musician]

NINJA!

A/Q: What happened to the hat?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: The wind blew it away.

Q: You know where I could get a GIF of my current picture?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: I have never used a gif, so no.

Q: You want to animate it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I think so.

Q: What purpose is a GIF if you don't animate it? It's like making a .swf for a still image!

 

[Blue Musician]

A/Q: What is a .sfw?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's the final product of a Flash animation. It's the file that you interact with on the Internet.

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Ah, now I understand...

Q: Do you know how to make .sfw?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, not yet. I just know about through my semester-long-and-thoroughly-useless whirlwind tour through the realm of Digital Media.

Q: What measure is a non-human?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: We must first define what human is.

Q: What makes something human?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Getting past the uncanny valley.

Q: In the navy~ You can sail the seven whats?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: "But John didn't understand any of this because he's a moron, and he wouldn't shut up about his awful bullshit Earth movies. He would just go on and on and on about that garbage."

Q: Will that suffice?

A: GODDAMN FUCKING NINJAS.

Q: Is it fun to stay at the YMCA?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Only if your Scde, who isn't here to defend his honour.

Q: Wouldn't it nice if we were older?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Then maybe we wouldn't have to wait so long. *nudge nudge wink wink*

Q: Wait, aren't we old enough already?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Depends.

Q: What country are we in?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Venezuela.

Q: Kekekekeke?

 

[Scde2]

A: YES!

Q: [HEADING=1]YES[/HEADING]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: WAT

Q: NO?