Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You do.

Q: What is your question?

 

[trust Milo]

A: yes
Q: no?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Maybe.

Q: What is not your answer?

 

[trust Milo]

A: Texas

Q: do you think purple moons float upwards?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, in space, there is no up or down.

Q: Can you handle that?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: I've been through worse.

Q: What are you wearing?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: This is the wrong place for that kind of talk.
[sup]Silk lingerie. Red. Your favourite.[/sup]

Q: Who the hell took my yogurt!?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Not me.

Q: Who the hell stole his yogurt?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: I did. I like yogurt.

Q: What time is it?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Time go get me some god damn yogurt.

Q: Could you pick up some orange juice while you're out?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Yes, but I will already will have it tasted.

Q: Why do you want the orange juice?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because I'm thirsty.

Q: What other could conceivable reason could someone have for wanting juice?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Because I am also thirsty. Oh, and to intoxicate your water.

Q: What chemicals are good enough to kill squares of the size of an elephant?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A:...strawberries.

Q: I wouldn't lie to you about that, would I?

 

[Blue Musician]

A/Q: Are you a square of the size of an elephant?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No.

Q: What are you?

 

[Ninjamedic]

Q: 50,000

A: 20,000?

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

A: Leauges Under the Sea.

Q: Did you mix up the "Q" and the "A"?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I didn't, but he did.

Q: Why do you ask stupid questions?

 

[Ninjamedic]

Z: I need a sandwich

Y: what is 'wich' ?