Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, Axle being my other personality,...

No, it doesn't!

Q: What are you thinking?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Only 420 pages until the end.

Q: What did you think I was thinking?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Something about a woman who was murdered while she was learning C++, and how her life *sunglasses* returned zero.

Q: Am I a dork now?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: You underestimate your dorkiness.

Q: Why does Fox News annoy me so?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Because their "discussions" are too one-sided and they dislike games.

Q: Why is CNN almost as annoying?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because American politics can be just as easily summed up by three year olds.

Q: When did politics start to suck?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Politics has always sucked. We only just started noticing it when mass media came about.

Q: Why do people become politicians?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: They have a desire to shout loudly.

Q: Why not become a yodeler instead?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Because being Swiss as a requirement.

Q: How many owls would it take to move the moon?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: ALL OF THEM!

Q: How many owls are there?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Three. *burp* Two.

Q: What happened to the third?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: The world may never know.

Q: How did you prepare the owl?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: What's an "owl?"

Q: No, seriously, what the fuck is an "owl?"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A/Q: A nocturnal bird of prey distinguishable by their large eyes?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I know what an owl is, I just don't know what the fuck an "owl" is.

Q: Get it yet?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: It's a "A nocturnal bird of prey distinguishable by their large eyes".

Q: Izzat right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No. Forget it.

Q: You're still thinking about it, aren't you?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No.

Q: Why should I?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Curiosity.

Q: Where's my cat?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: It's dead.

Q: What will you do about it?