Wrong Answer

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Three. You ate the last two.

Q: Why do you do what you do?

 

[JLML]

A: I do what I do because I do what I do.

Q: Why don't you do it as well?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Mission is to observe.

Q: What is that cat doing?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Plotting.

Q: Could you hold the line please?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Certainly.

Q: Is my call very important to you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Please hold while we transfer your call to someone who cares.

Q: *The Girl from Ipanama plays*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No question, no answer.

Q: What will you not answer to this question?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: We are sorry. We are not able to transfer your call to someone who cares. Thank you for calling, and piss off.

Q: Thank you for calling Sebrine, Incorporated. This is Cindy, how may I help you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, you could start by destroying all human life on the planet called Earth.

Q: Can you do that?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sorry, I'll need to transfer you over to Human Resources first. Please hold.

*Girl from Ipanama*

Q: Human Resources, Bill speaking. How may I help you today?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Hi, I would like to place an order for your Sponge O'Matic 3000..
Q: Does it do everything as advertised?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Sorry, I'll need to transfer you over to our marketing department.

*Girl from Ipanama*

Q: Marketing, this is Lindsay, how may I help you today?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I'd like you to destroy all humans while I'm on vacation.

Q: Can you do that?

 

[hyperhammy]

A: Absolutely... just 3.95 for shipping
Q: may I ask why?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: To destroy all humans.

Q: Why not?

 

[Glamorgan]

A: Sure. I still don't know the answer though.

Q: But what -is- the question?

 

[hyperhammy]

A: The answer is 52
Q: What is the question?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: 51+1=?

Q: What is your all-time favorite game?

 

[hyperhammy]

A: hmmmm... [Flameshield] Halo 3 [/Flameshield]
Q: What the hell are you doing here?

 

[Glamorgan]

@hyperhammy: 42!!!!!

A: Psychonauts, or OoT. I can't decide.

Q: What is your favourite badge?