Wrong Answer

[hyperhammy]

A: I don't wear a hat, I'm a squirrel...
Q: What ARE you?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: I'm a spaceship!
Q: Can someone help me with my delivery?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, that's your job!

Q: Why should I do YOUR job?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Rex: Xandus took it. You see what I'm doing with my hands? I am filling the void.

A: Because you have nothing better to do.

Q: Why did you leave me to die in that fire?

 

[JLML]

A: Because you're my least favourite party member, and I had to leave someone.

Q: Why couldn't I leave both of you annoying guys behind? <.<

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Well, you needed someone to get out yourself and I'm just immortal, so if you chose to save the other guy, you'd be stuck with both of us.

Q: Remember?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Nope, I forgot..
Q: How do I make prize winning souffle?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: BY BAKING LIKE BILLY MAYES oh wait he died.

Q: Why do people like him so much?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: He is insistent.

Q: Do you not like Billy Mayes?

 

[diddykonger]

A: Billy Mayes is the lord of TV commercials

Q: Does violence really solve all the worlds problems?

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

A: Absolutely not. Violence has never solved anything.

Q: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

 

[JLML]

A: I can tell you what it is not. 42.

Q: Why did you think I would tell you the real answer? [sub][small]Foolish mortals...[/small][/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because telling us the truth as a lie is actually the best way to hide a truth.

Q: Or is it?

 

[JLML]

A: No, it is not.

Q: Why would you do something as incredibly stupid as that?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Ever hear of Area 51?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: I live there!

Q: What to you mean that's impossible?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I never said anything about that.

Q: Ring ring ring ring ring...bananaphone?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Sorry, wrong number.
Q: Can you tell me how to get to Ghostville?

 

[JLML]

A: Turn left after Freaktown, and when you pass Demoncity you're almost there.

Q: Why do you want to go there though?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I bought a Sleepy Sheep in MonstroCity for 2 coins, and they're buying Sleepy Sheep in Ghostville for 4 coins.

Q: Should I keep traveling for massive profit?