Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A: You were thinking of Janet's sweet ass.

Q: Who the fuck is Janet?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I don't know, but I know someone who's not getting nailed by me tonight.

Q: Wait, what?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: ...I hope that someone is Janet...

Q: No homo?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Rule of the mall says that saying "no homo" doesn't make it gay.

Q: Why are we at the mall?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A/Q: Shoe shopping, mayhaps?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah, I don't shoe shop.

Q: Wanna go in that photo booth over there?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Only if your paying.

Q: Wanna go visit the smoothie shop later?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah.

Q: Why?

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

A:'Cause

Q: If fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, and fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, was fuzzy wuzzy still that fuzzy?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: You answered your own question.

Q: Why do you do that?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: To annoy you!

Q: Did it work?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I think so.

Q: How do I know?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: You don't.

Q: What will you do now?

 

[JLML]

A: Kill you.

Q: What's your preferred way of dying?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

A: Not at all!

Q: Do you have the times?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I don't read it.

Q: What Times where you talking about?

 

[JLML]

A: Times Square of course!

Q: Have you ever been there?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yeah. Picadilly Circus is better.

Q: Who knows the difference?

 

[Venom 3135]

A. Everyone. It was in the news.

Q.NEws?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: The news is a lie!

Q: What are you doing?