Wrong Answer

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Next year.

Q. Where is the Mountain King?

 

[Roofstone]

A: Outside the halls.

Q: Are you after me lucky charms?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Weren't you supposed to go to bed?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. I'm after marshmallows.

Q. What do marshmallows have to do with actual marshes?
Edit: ninja'd

 

[Roofstone]

A: I forgot to make it, the pillow wrap around thingy is drying still.

Q: Is it mean for someone to ninja?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A. Infinitely.

Q. Been ninja'd yet?

 

[Roofstone]

A: Ninja's set fire to my toilet once...Atleast so i say whenever i need an excuse for online fuckery..

Q: How do you excuse yourself for online mistakes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: You don't.

Q: Ever?

 

[Roofstone]

A/Q: Of course we will live happily after!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Fried potato.

Q: Do you need sanctuary?

 

[Roofstone]

A: No.

Q: Was that an boring answer?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A: Maybe.

Q: Weren't you going to bed?

 

[Roofstone]

A: Soon, finishing up some stuff on my computer.

Q: Anyone wanna come to bed with me? We can cuddle!

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Can I take pictures?

 

[The Eggplant]

A: Engravings only, sorry.

Q: Do you want to be slapped in the face by a fish?

 

[Scde2]

A: Maybe

Q: What kind of fish?

 

[The Eggplant]

A: A smallmouth bass.

Q: So what's the deal with penguins, anyway?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: They're always ready to party.

Q: What kind of party?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: A party with drugs and hookers?

 

[The Eggplant]

A: They prefer to be called "women of negotiable affection."

Q: Why is there an ironing board leaning on my head?
[sub]No joke...[/sub]