Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: Yes.

Q: But be careful?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Ok.

Q: Will one day the duck become the swan?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Does it matter? It will end up being eaten, right?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Yup but swan's face is twice as tasty.

Q: Does eating the face of anything = Coolies?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not really. I like my face intact and not eaten, thank you very much.

Q: Why are you a cannibal?

 

[TimeLord]

Q: For giggles and vitamins

A: Why are you not a cannibal?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because cannibals eat their own species and I'm the only one of my species.
It's technically impossible for me to be a cannibal.

Q: Was that the answer you were expecting?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not really. You can eat yourself.

Q: Can I touch your hair?

 

[Scde2]

A: No!

Q: Why are you obsessed with my hair?

 

[brtshstel]

A: I'm not, but rather, I'm obsessed with the possibility of your baldness.

Q: Do you want me to get my clippers and razor?

 

[Scde2]

A: No!

Q: I like my hair to cover my face, m'kay? //_^

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, not okay. *cuts Scde's hair*

Q: There! Don't you feel pretty now?

 

[TimeLord]

Q: I always feel pretty...

A: Do you?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Q: No.

A: Why do you ask?

 

[Yureina]

A: I'm bored.

Q: Why would you feel pretty?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I dunno. I usually feel fat, not pretty.

Q: Why do I feel fat?

 

[brtshstel]

A: because you ate the whole dozen doughnuts and drank a 2 liters whole of coffee and tea.

Q: Is it customary to measure beverages in liters?

 

[Yureina]

A: Not where I come from.

Q: You measure drinks?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: With currency, yes. That'll be $14.56.

Q: Do you want me to put it on your tab?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, counting something with infinite amounts takes way too much time.

Q: Will the questions ever stop?

EDIT: Damn ninja!