Wrong Answer

[a stranger]

A:then we shall dance
Q:why is there magical pink dragon in my living room?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: You see it, too?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I see all!

Q: Where am I?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: In the Twilight Zone?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No it's still light here.

Q: Dusk zone?

 

[Scde2]

A: No no, the Dawn Zone.

Q: Why is there a door floating there?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *Opens door* Hmm it's just a door and nothing more.

Q: Notice the rhyme?

 

[Scde2]

A: Yes...

Q: Want me to call the Rhyme Squad?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Nah they can't do much I'm under pun protection.

Q: What protection you got?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Umm...Emo Esurance?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Ahh yes strong on mental damage.

Q: Is it time to get dinner?

 

[Dark Knifer]

A: We already had dinner silly.

Q: Is the answer to the universe and everything in it 42?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: 42

Q: How much is 6 * 7?

 

[Robert632]

A:You're just having a 42 marathon now, aren't you.

Q:Why is my foot soggy?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: You stepped in my porridge.

Q: How did you get that in the first place?

 

[PurpleSky]

A:Man-handled a child for it.


Q:Chocolate or vanilla?

 

[Vrex360]

A. Dude, the answer is obviously Space Frog Brandy flavour.

Q. Why, despite my desire to destroy every one of the filthy humans in the known universe, do I find human females attractive?

 

[Robert632]

A:My chicken told me

Q:Wait...My chicken can talk?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Vrex
A: Because you're weak!

Q: Why don't you think bigger and also destroy them in the unknown universe?

@NinjawhosnameIforgot
A: Because you're a ninja!

Q: Why are you a ninja?

 

[Vrex360]

A. Right, I've been civil for long enough.

[HEADING=1]DIE HUMAN SCUM!!![/HEADING]

*shoots you to death with lasers*

Q. Why can't I get along with people?