Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I don't know, glad I'm not human!

Q: Why are these humans so annoying?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: They think they know the answer for everything!

Q: See what I did there?

 

[Vrex360]

A. Yes... also... YOU'RE A HUMAN!!

*runs to get the energy sword*

Q. Goddammit why do Energy swords take so long to recharge?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Here have this plasma machete.

Q: See we're not all bad. I'll just get ready for the murder then?

 

[Vrex360]

A. Indeed put your head on the chopping block for me.

Q. Any final requests?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: That my towel goes to a good home.

Q: What happens when you finally kill all humans? Will your life have purpose?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course! When I have killed all humans I just move on to exterminating the next sentien species!

Q: Why are you looking at me like that?

 

[a stranger]

A:because thats what i do
Q:how do you do the do-do?

 

[diddykonger]

A: I just made a do-do

Q: Can I nominate Dr. Evil for the next presidential election

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Of course you can!

Q: But do you really think he can out-evil me?

 

[diddykonger]

A: He's Dr. Evil!

Q: Can I give you a kidney shot?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No.

Q: May I give you a litmus test?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I don't feel like it!

Q: May I create a black hole in your stomach?

 

[The Eggplant]

A: Already got one, thanks though.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he were given a bulldozer?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Just as much as before, since a woodchuck can't operate a bulldozer!

Q: Do you mind if I take that bulldozer and destroy some cities?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: About a forest a day.

Q: Were you expecting a less serious answer?

 

[diddykonger]

A: Yes...you may bulldoze that lego town next door

Q: can I get someone to invade the USA

 

[Ghadente]

A: Yes but i'll give Charlie Sheen a call first, then ressurrect Swayze

Q: is there anything better to kill than Nazis?

 

[The Eggplant]

A: Yes, on condition that it's the Canadians.
[sub]Damn ninjas...[/sub]
A: Yes, space Nazis.

Q: What is the pony?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Eggplant's riding on a pony, riding on a big fat pony, Eggplant's riding on a pony and this is what he told me:

Front, front, front that pony!
Side, side, side that pony!
Back, back, back that pony!
And this is what he told me:

Q: No one else has heard of that, I take it?