Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A/Q: Isn't it a flying carpet?

 

[Goremocker]

A/Q:I dunno...is it?

 

[Yureina]

A: I'd have to call my Persian friends if that's the case.

Q: Or can I get flying carpets from somewhere else?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *Removes carpet weight and watches carpet fly off into the sunset*

Q: Why is the sun always setting?

 

[Yureina]

A: Because I decided that it should be setting.

Q: Don't you like the setting sun?

 

[Goremocker]

A:No

Q:A full moon is better?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: A full moon is hard to walk off into.

Q: Are you ready to order?

 

[Goremocker]

A:Yes

Q:I'd like a large cheese pizza with extra cat meat?

 

[War Penguin]

A: Sir, this is a cemetery. We don't have cat meat. If you want, we can five you dog meat.

Q: So many questions to ask... Which is the right one?

 

[Goremocker]

A/Q:This one?

 

[War Penguin]

A: No, not that one.

Q: Red Pill or Blue Pill?

 

[Goremocker]

A/Q:What one does what again?

 

[War Penguin]

A: ... I don't remember.

Q: What happens if you take both?

 

[Yureina]

A: You turn into Agent Smith.

Q: Would you like that?

 

[Goremocker]

A:Hell yes!

Q:Would you?

 

[Yureina]

A: Not really.

Q: What if the two pills made you turn into someone else?

 

[Goremocker]

A/Q:Would it make me into a werewolf?!

That'd be cool...

 

[War Penguin]

A: No, that's taking three. We're talking two.

Q: Wait, what would happen if you took four?

 

[Yureina]

A: Only if you ask Morpheus very politely.

Q: But what if it turned you into a Pokemon?

 

[Goremocker]

A:I'd be sad...

Q:So Pokemon or Werewolf?