Wrong Answer

[Dr.Susse]

A: He eats snakes for breakfast.

Q: Where dose he by his snakes?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *Whispers*[small]I said there is a bomb that is voice activated.[/small]

Q:[HEADING=3]Let's find this puppy?[/HEADING]

 

[Scde2]

A: Shh!

Q: Aren't we in the library?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, we aren't, this is the scrapyard.

Q: Didn't you know that from the lack of books and the piles of scrap?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I never knew what a book was.

Q: I wonder if I can jump that spike pit?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Did this thread almost die?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Nah It just went into hibernation.

Q: Should I care if it dies?

 

[Scde2]

A: YES!

Q: Isn't your life force tied to this thread!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No that's the beer tree your thinking of.

Q: How does the sky stay up?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: How do we stay down?

 

[squidbuddy99]

A: To keep the shoe companies in business.
Q: Are colors edible?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *Eating purple* Yes but they taste like broccoli.

Q: Are you gonna eat that place mat?

 

[Scde2]

A: No, you can have it.

Q: But aren't they bad for your heart?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Yes but that isn't what I'm worried about.

Q: Are you worried about ducks?

 

[squidbuddy99]

A: That's what the bunker is for.

Q: Why are the voices in my head sometimes dogs?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Dr.S? Pun time.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Ok then....

QSquid: Is it just Sebastian Bach?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Actually, it's just Johann Bachscratcher.

Q: May I have this dance?

 

[Rasputin1]

A: But we've only just met!

Q: Do elephants like marshmallows?