Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, but my imagination is your reality.

Q: Isn't that annoying?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Well the frequent beatings hurt but otherwise it's ok.

Q: How do I mute my computer???

 

[Scde2]

A: With a hammer.

Q: Did it work?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Smash the audio output devices with a sledgehammer until they stop making noise.

Q: You do have a sledgehammer, don't you?

EDIT: Damn ninja!

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: IT WORKED BUT NOW MY POSTS ARE IN ALL CAPS.

Q: HOW DO I STOP IT?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Smash it with a sledgehammer until you don't see any caps anymore.

Q: Why can a sledgehammer solve every problem?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Sledgehammers are excellent math teachers

Q: Did I leave the "A:" off of the answer?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: I don't know I can't read.

Q: Then how am I typing?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Either magic or wood elves. My money's on the wood elves.

Q: Did they bake cookies for us, too?

 

[Segadroid]

A: I think one o' them lolcats ate them.

Q: Did you know that yesterday you joined this site exactly one year ago?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A/Q: Time flies eh?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Time is relative!

Q: Is this the future?

 

[Edorf]

A: Dont know

Q: Am I from the past?

 

[JIst00]

A: Depends when now is.

Q: 320?

 

[iFail69]

A: The day of the year 2012 when the world will become all chaotic n stuff, also aliens will invade...

Q: Why does Pikachu get on my nerves?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because you have nerves!

Q: What do you have against Pikachu?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

A: He's probably a bird of some sort.

Q: Isn't the central nervous system great for causing pain?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Huh? What was that?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: A ninja?

 

[Scde2]

A: No.

Q: A ninja in a orange jumpsuit?