Wrong Answer

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, lots of them. They all looked the same.

Q: A pirate with a straw hat?

 

[Scde2]

A: FUCK NO!

Q: Kill it with nukes!?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

A: Sorry, my microwave broke.

Q: Hows your level 80 paladin?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Grinding for twenty bear asses.

Q: Do you have a bear ass you can spare?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, I sold them all.

Q: Can you wait until my bears grow new asses?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I can't, I need them today.

Q: Or will tomorrow work better?

 

[Caurus]

A. No you have no time, you will be busy trying to think of better questions and counting oranges for a Sultan.

Q. Where have all the cowboys gone?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Those weaklings all got killed by pirates and ninjas long before the robots even joined the game.
Then they joined the zombies.

Q: Any comments?

 

[Scde2]

A: This soup is cold!

Q: Why kind of chef are you?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I'm no chef and that's no soup!
It's sufphuric acid...

Q: Didn't you notice the hole it burned through you?

 

[Scde2]

Q: What hole?

A: Oh that hole that goes through my stomach.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, THAT hole!

Q: Didn't you notice your entire digestive system being destroyed?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No, I was too busy looking for twenty bare asses.

Q: Penis Cigar?

 

[Scde2]

A: No thanks I don't smoke cigars.

Q: Time for a joke?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: More like a Freudian penis slip.

Q: Were bananas Freud's favorite fruit?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Who cares?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: A large number of middle-ages, unemployed house wives.

Q: Peet stop? [/italianaccent]

 

[Scde2]

A: No, just no.

Q: We don't take too kindly to Italian men who wear green and ride motorcycles?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I take offense to that.

Q: Why no love for Weegee?

 

[Scde2]

A: Because you can't say Luigi.

Q: Can you?