Wrong Answer

[Heart of Darkness]

A: ZE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOTHING! Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Where's the sulfuric acid?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: In the pool your swimming in!

Q: Where are the Dragonballs?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: Next to my Dragoncock in the foyer.

Q: Who is Salt?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Pepper.

Q: Gyromancers? In my living room?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: It's more likely than you think.

Q: Finish him!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nah, thanks, I'm full.

Q: QFT?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: GTFO!

Q: What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I would kill you!

Q: What does the scouter say about his power-level?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: He's dead.

Q: How dead is he?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: He's undead now.

Q: Is good for you?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: Why yes, dear, it was a lovely pie.

Q: Was it good for YOU!?!?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: I think you missed the reference...

Q: Did you miss it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Not really. I've had better.

Q: Accidental innuendo?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: Does a dog lick it's crotch?

Q: Well, does it?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: How should I know?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: You should have the curiosity to!

Q: Why so curious?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What makes you think I want to know?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Look in the mirror and tell me.

Q: Does Marcellus Wallace look like a *****?

 

[IxionIndustries]

A: Yes, I turned his ass into a female retriever last week.

Q: ENGLISH ************! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

A: ?ádné mé dobré sir dìlat nebude

Q: is Escapist user Stone Wera annoying to you?