Wrong Answer

[Dr.Susse]

A: Hmm aparently I need a system update to add a friend and My downloads are maxed until the 9th........

Q: Sorry?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

A: *fez impression* yes you'd better be you sonofabitch

Q: who wrote the Book of Eli

 

[latenightapplepie]

A: Ummmmmmm.....Eli?

Q: Icecream?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: It's too cold for ice cream.

Q: But isn't it summer up here...?

 

[Scde2]

A: It's fall you dummy!

Q: Ain't it?

 

[LostTimeLady]

A: Depends what you think.

Q: When is a door not a door?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: When it's a jar.

Q: "You're Canadian" or "Your Canadian." Does grammar stop slavery?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Absolutely not. Quite the opposite actually. Ever heard of a Grammar Nazi? All Nazi's are pro-slavery, including Grammar Nazis.

Q: Why does question start with a q?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because the Spanish had already taken "pregunta."

Q: Are you "muy embarassada?"

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: Di os mios!

Q: Would you like a flat?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A/Q: Flat what? Flat soda? Flat tire? Flat belly? B

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? Flathead screwdriver? Flatlands?

 

[AvsJoe]

A: Flat belly. Only 35 easy payments of $29.99. Call now.

Q: How much would you be willing to pay for a flat belly?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nothing.

Q: After all, aren't the best things in life supposed to be free?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: More than I would for a Klondike bar.

Q: Can yo hit the high notes?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: No.

Q: But I can shatter glass with a hammer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Where's your question?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: Here?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: *looks about*

Q: I couldn't find it?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

A/Q:FEMINIST CONSPIRACY?!?!?!?!?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A: No just some men who can't open jars.

Q: What do you want a balloon for?