Wrong Answer

[Scde2]

A: Damn an heros.

Q: You do know what that monologue is about, right?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Not at all.

Q: Why should I care?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Because it's Shakespeare.

Q: Why is Shakespeare not appreciated anymore?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because he's nothing compared to Martialis!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martial

Q: Why is Martialis not appreciated anymore?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: He's nothing compared to Dante

Q: Why is Dante not appreciated anymore?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because he's lame.
Though he does have a pretty cool scythe...

Q: Why isn't the scythe appreciated more?

 

[Alusin86]

A: That's a lie

Q: Can I have a golden wrench.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, you can't.

Q: Why is this not SPARTAAAAAA?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because Sparta died out millenia ago.

Q: But Athens is still here. So, isn't Athens therefore better than Sparta?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, they were just lucky.

Q: Is this a question?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Yes.

Q: Are you going to answer "no" to this question?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: YES.

Q: CAN YOUR HUMAN BRAIN HANDLE LOGICAL PARADOXES? I BET IT CAN'T.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Yes. It can.

Q: Why are all your letters upper-case?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because Camps-lock is the cruise control for cool!

Q: Why is this a stupid question?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A: Because you asked it.

Q: Why do people say there's no such thing as a stupid question when we all know there is?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because there are only stupid answers!

Q: What is the meaning of life?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: TO TROLL.

Q: TELL THEM YOU'RE GOING TO TROLL THEM, TROLL THEM, TELL THEM YOU TROLLED THEM?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Troll?
Over there:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.138796-The-Guy-above-me-is-a-troll-because?page=735#7447338
It's full of trolls.

Q: Isn't it?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: NO. THEY HAVE NOT SUCCESSFULLY MASTERED THE ART OF TROLLING. NOR ARE THEY ACTUAL TROLLS, BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE A PART OF MY SPECIES.

Q: WHY MUST YOU WASTE MY TIME PRETENDING TO BE A TROLL?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Exactly!

Q: Don't you get it?