Wrong Answer

[BrailleOperatic]

A: I averaged a 4 on my AP exams.

Q: was that not an invitation?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I went into college with 58 credits. After a year, I'm two credits away from being a senior.

Q: How's that for bragging? [/m'raaj-daar]

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yeah well...I have a 3.6 GPA...

Q: Am I grasping at straws now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yep. 3.875 GPA Average.

Q: How does it feel to bask in the glow of a genius?

 

[Scde2]

A/Q: *Cries knowing he has a 3.3 GPA*?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: What's a GPA?

 

[Lust]

A: Grade Point Average.

Q: Why are catgirls/boys so cute?

 

[whittaker]

A: Because they bypass your eyes and flip the switch in the back of your skull.

Q: If you cut me, do I not bleed?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Because the hypno-satelite says so.

Q: What does the scouter say about cake?

 

[whittaker]

A: "Thank god, I'm starving!"

Q: Why is there a lump in my throat when I'm sad?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Because you're sad because I just punched you in the throat.

Q: Why was your throat so exposed?

 

[whittaker]

A: I needed a good tan.

Q: Terry Pratchett is the most entertaining author alive. This is not a question.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: You forgot about Douglas Adams.

Q: How could your ever forget him?

 

[whittaker]

A: D.A. is an entertaining author, not the most. Few books, and dead. Not enough credit.

Q: Have you even read the "Discworld"-series?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: Yes. Hitchhiker's Guide is better though.

Q: Where is the Internet stored?

 

[MachoFern]

A: At the darkest regions of the moon....

Q: I say hillshire you say farm, hillshire _____

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: MEAT PACKAGING FACILITY!

Q: Go meat?

 

[MachoFern]

A: No, meat is not the answer, meat is the question, yes is the answer

Q: LOLKTHXBYE?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: OMGWTFBBQGTFO.

Q: Internet?

 

[Evil the White]

A: Pr0n?? Yes please.

Q: Why didn't I construct additional pylons?