Wrong Answer

[Blue Musician]

A: I cannot remember...

Q: Do I have amnesia?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A: No. That angle's been beaten to death.

Q: What other ways can protagonists be made to be mysterious?

 

[Klagermeister]

A: Make them the antagonist.

Q: What is life?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's like the waiting room at the doctor, except it's not at the doctor.

Q: Am I making any sense?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: When you do not have the cat ears.

Q: Do you ever remove those cat ears?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, and then I destroy planets which will then explode in 2 minutes which last about 20 episodes.

Q: You probably don't remember my old avatar, do you?

 

[Blue Musician]

A/Q: You had a different avatar?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Nope.

Q: Have you stopped beating your wife recently?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: I do not have a wife!
Q: Did I just stopped beating your wife just now?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: That's your wife. Who cries at your grammar.

Q: No entrar, mantengase afuera?

 

[War Penguin]

A: Does not compute.
*BOOM*

B: Is it obvious that I was covering up the fact that I was ninja'd?

 

[Scde2]

A: No, but now I know.

Q: Is "B" another letter for "Q"?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: No, it's the other way around.
Q: What will you do about it.

A/Q: You had a different avatar?

I used to use one of the stock avatars, it was one featuring Frieza.

 

[Scde2]

A: I remember that.

Q: Good times?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: Yes, very good times...

 

[Scde2]

Q: Where's the question?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A: It's in your post.

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of GlaDOS?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Whatever she wants.

Q: What's the terminal velocity of SHODAN after she got airlocked into space?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

A/Q: Who's SHODAN?

 

[Blue Musician]

A: Google it, it's the best AI ever made! GLaDOS is second.

Q: Seriously, you didn't knew who she was?