Wrong Answer

[JLML]

A/Q: I thought you said you were just pretending to be a troll? <.<

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I am, but pretending to be a troll also means that I have to act like a troll at times. Duh.

Q: You're familiar with a little concept called acting, right?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: That's what the people on stage does, right?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Yes, but with marginally better grammar.

Q: Why do cats not know proper grammar?

 

[JLML]

A/Q: Because... Meow?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Very eloquent. You're the next Cat Stevens. *ba-dum-tish*

Q: Bad puns FTW?

 

[JLML]

A: No, for the loss.

Q: Why would someone do something just to lose?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: I dunno. Perhaps there's more money in losing than in winning.

Q: Springtime? For Hitler?

 

[JLML]

A: No. It's autumn.

Q: Why do you continue to confuse the seasons?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Because my internal clock runs backwards.

Q: When did it start?

 

[JLML]

A: Well, I don't know.

Q: When will it end?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: 1337 BC.

Q: When did that happen?

 

[trust Milo]

A: Back in the future

Q: Do you wish you could go back to the present?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: Already there.

Q: Why is it forty degrees in Florida?

 

[JLML]

A: Just 'Cause.

Q: Yahtzee reference?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: NO, IT'S RELATIVELY CHILLY DOWN HERE.

Q: Why must any mention of Florida be a Yahtzee reference?

 

[JLML]

A: Every mention of anything can lead to a Yahtzee reference.

Q: How cold is chilly according to you? [sub]I bet you I consider it to be pretty warm xD[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: 46 degrees Fahrenheit.

Q: Is that warm for you?

 

[JLML]

A: Actually, yes. To me, everything above 0 degrees Celsius (32 degrees Fahrenheit) is warm.

Q: What is the coldest/warmest temperature you've measured in your area?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

A: 28 degrees Fahrenheit/102 degrees Fahrenheit.

Q: Surprised?