WTF Australia?!?!?!

[Hazy992]

Just when I'd heard it all, just when I thought Australian wildlife couldn't get any more terrifying; fucking SNAKE-EATING SPIDER!! [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8454494/giant-queensland-spider-devours-snake] It's a spider. And it eats snakes. What. The. FUCK.

This is why I could never go to Australia. Even knowing this was on the same land mass as me would scare the shit out of me. Hell I'm having trouble with the fact it's on the same planet as me! How the hell do you guys not go insane?!

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

 

[Final First]

I thought this was relevant.

Spoiler

OT: Do what we do here in Florida for the mosquitos, have trucks go on the streets late at night every couple weeks and spray anti-giant-killer-spider-cide all over the place.

 

[Lionsfan]

So if you're afraid of snakes go to Australia then? It seems like they've figured out how to deal with them

 

[Vault101]

I thought this was relevant.

Spoiler

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hahahaha...somones not getting their Garrus T-shirt they bought online...

person: "can I just?-"
Frill neck lizard: "sssssss!! AWAY HUMAN!!"

So if you're afraid of snakes go to Australia then? It seems like they've figured out how to deal with them

you see a snake...you eather run away or kill it..9/10 its probably poisonious (unfortunatly its the main cause of death for pet dogs...if your rural that is)

 

[Goofguy]

I'm not going insane because I live on the other side of the planet and I challenge that spider to come survive a Canadian winter.

 

[Hazy992]

I'm not going insane because I live on the other side of the planet and I challenge that spider to come survive a Canadian winter.

You know what, fuck it I'm moving to Antarctica. Let's see them get me there!

 

[Arakasi]

I've lived in Australia all my life, 18 years, and the worst I've seen is a White Tail spider.
It's not that scary here.

 

[DoPo]

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

Don't harm the spiders. They are protecting you from the evil lizard overlords. Would you prefer to be bit by an evil sadistic cold hearted snake, or by a cute little friendly spider who loves you with onions and a light salad all his heart.

 

[Hazy992]

I've lived in Australia all my life, 18 years, and the worst I've seen is a White Tail spider.
It's not that scary here.

LIES! You're just another cog in the Australian propaganda machine! You lure us in with your high standards of living and your beautiful natural scenery and then BOOM! Spider as big as your head hiding in your shower!

 

[Hazy992]

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

Don't harm the spiders. They are protecting you from the evil lizard overlords. Would you prefer to be bit by an evil sadistic cold hearted snake, or by a cute little friendly spider who loves you with onions and a light salad all his heart.

Oh no! They have gotten to you haven't they? Haven't they?!

 

[DoPo]

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

Don't harm the spiders. They are protecting you from the evil lizard overlords. Would you prefer to be bit by an evil sadistic cold hearted snake, or by a cute little friendly spider who loves you with onions and a light salad all his heart.

Oh no! They have gotten to you haven't they? Haven't they?!

Relax, fellow human. The spiders are not our enemy. They do not plot to take over our human bodies as a disgusting flesh puppet. This is evil propaganda by those cold-blooded reptiles.

I believe that as true humans, it is in our best interest to get rid of these disgusting reptiles. Also, we need more spiders for our cause. Every fellow human should take some into their home and look after them.

In unrelated note, I have found that eating lots of onion is really good for my human body. And introducing some herbs and spices into my diet and also sprinkling them on my body makes me greatly more desirable to humans of the opposite sex. Basil and savoury in particular.

 

[Hazy992]

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

Don't harm the spiders. They are protecting you from the evil lizard overlords. Would you prefer to be bit by an evil sadistic cold hearted snake, or by a cute little friendly spider who loves you with onions and a light salad all his heart.

Oh no! They have gotten to you haven't they? Haven't they?!

Relax, fellow human. The spiders are not our enemy. They do not plot to take over our human bodies as a disgusting flesh puppet. This is evil propaganda by those cold-blooded reptiles.

I believe that as true humans, it is in our best interest to get rid of these disgusting reptiles. Also, we need more spiders for our cause. Every fellow human should take some into their home and look after them.

In unrelated note, I have found that eating lots of onion is really good for my human body. And introducing some herbs and spices into my diet and also sprinkling them on my body makes me greatly more desirable to humans of the opposite sex. Basil and savoury in particular.

Hmm...I feel a little better now, but I dunno man, something doesn't feel quite right. I can't quite put my finger on it. :/

 

[Your Fearless Captain]

I've lived in Australia all my life, 18 years, and the worst I've seen is a White Tail spider.
It's not that scary here.

I'll bet you work for the Australian Department of Tourism and your just saying that to trick us into wandering into your lair.

 

[the clockmaker]

In my twenty years in this country I have been attacked by
-A king brown snake (survival tip 1-thick pants)
-A roo
-An Emu
-A cockatoo (fuckers can bite like all hell)
-Magpaies, lots of magpies.
-A saltie, (thank fuck I got behind that fence)
-All of the spiders (except white tails)
-a scorpian
-as well as a whole swathe of non-native animals
In addtion
-a frill necked lizard put my uncle in hospital
-I saw a wombat fuck up another wombat (who knew that they even fought)
-A guest got fucked up by a koala that she tried to touch (retard)
- A mate got stung by a platypus.

 

[Lucem712]

Just when I'd heard it all, just when I thought Australian wildlife couldn't get any more terrifying; fucking SNAKE-EATING SPIDER!! [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8454494/giant-queensland-spider-devours-snake] It's a spider. And it eats snakes. What. The. FUCK.

This is why I could never go to Australia. Even knowing this was on the same land mass as me would scare the shit out of me. Hell I'm having trouble with the fact it's on the same planet as me! How the hell do you guys not go insane?!

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

Cracked.com [http://www.cracked.com/search/search.php?sa=search&q=Australia] is your friend. (Or Enemy depending on how you feel about Australian fauna.)

 

[Floggo]

Nothing out of the ordinary here.

 

[Hazy992]

Just when I'd heard it all, just when I thought Australian wildlife couldn't get any more terrifying; fucking SNAKE-EATING SPIDER!! [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8454494/giant-queensland-spider-devours-snake] It's a spider. And it eats snakes. What. The. FUCK.

This is why I could never go to Australia. Even knowing this was on the same land mass as me would scare the shit out of me. Hell I'm having trouble with the fact it's on the same planet as me! How the hell do you guys not go insane?!

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

Cracked.com [http://www.cracked.com/search/search.php?sa=search&q=Australia] is your friend. (Or Enemy depending on how you feel about Australian fauna.)

Ah yes Cracked. They introduced me to the terror of giant blue earthworms

Spoiler: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

 

[Final First]

In my twenty years in this country I have been attacked by
-A king brown snake (survival tip 1-thick pants)
-A roo
-An Emu
-A cockatoo (fuckers can bite like all hell)
-Magpaies, lots of magpies.
-A saltie, (thank fuck I got behind that fence)
-All of the spiders (except white tails)
-a scorpian
-as well as a whole swathe of non-native animals
In addtion
-a frill necked lizard put my uncle in hospital
-I saw a wombat fuck up another wombat (who knew that they even fought)
-A guest got fucked up by a koala that she tried to touch (retard)
- A mate got stung by a platypus.

No wonder why they dumped prisoners there and left them for dead.

 

[Lucem712]

Just when I'd heard it all, just when I thought Australian wildlife couldn't get any more terrifying; fucking SNAKE-EATING SPIDER!! [http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8454494/giant-queensland-spider-devours-snake] It's a spider. And it eats snakes. What. The. FUCK.

This is why I could never go to Australia. Even knowing this was on the same land mass as me would scare the shit out of me. Hell I'm having trouble with the fact it's on the same planet as me! How the hell do you guys not go insane?!

Discussion value: The spiders. How do we destroy them?

Cracked.com [http://www.cracked.com/search/search.php?sa=search&q=Australia] is your friend. (Or Enemy depending on how you feel about Australian fauna.)

Ah yes Cracked. They introduced me to the terror of giant blue earthworms

Spoiler: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

WTF. WHY IS IT BLUE?! Oh, God. I'm pretty sure that could strangle me in my sleep. Hell, it wouldn't even wait until I was asleep!

 

[Luftwaffles]

Some go "hell no" while i say "flippin awesome"

I love australias absurdly rich diversity. Where else can one go for a coastal walk, breathe in the air tinged with the faint aroma of lavender and eucalyptus while looking out for snakes at the same time.