As is sort of stated in the title what is the most ridiculous/funny/terrifying thing you have ever heard from overhearing a part of a conversation you werent invovled in? My best happened a couple of days ago when i was out in newcastle with a few friends. We were in a pub and over the music a guy at the table next to us turned to his friend and said 'You know what? Brad pitt didnt kill people, he just ate rats'. We all looked at each and then just burst out laughing. So has anyone else ever had an experinece like this?
WTF!! Did i hear that right?
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I once overheard a conversation between two really scary looking dudes like this:
And one of them said "and then there was jizz all over my face".
I was like WHOA DUDE. Someone got laid this weekend ;D
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And one of them said "and then there was jizz all over my face".
I was like WHOA DUDE. Someone got laid this weekend ;D
I once overheard two people talking about me on the other side of the room.
To this day I have no idea why. (though they were girls, it was unlikely they were discussing me in any meaningful way)
One day I want someone to overhear me saying "And that's how Batman took away Superman's virginity" though.
To this day I have no idea why. (though they were girls, it was unlikely they were discussing me in any meaningful way)
One day I want someone to overhear me saying "And that's how Batman took away Superman's virginity" though.
One of my classmates once responded to a question I failed to hear with "I don't mind, except when he's trying to put his fist up my ass."
I was afraid to ask what he was talking about. D:
I was afraid to ask what he was talking about. D:
"Sabrina you wouldn't make a good man. Your penis isn't large enough."
and uh...
"All day?!" "All Day." "When did you finally get to change your pants!?"
I'm a huge evesdropper.
Every WTF Moment I could think of besides that last one comes from conversations between my friends Sabrina, Katarina, and Austen. And I've probably got a few people have walked by and thought WTF.
Like just yesterday, when I told Kat, "Seriously! He looks like he's got a coconut in his pants."
and uh...
"All day?!" "All Day." "When did you finally get to change your pants!?"
I'm a huge evesdropper.
Every WTF Moment I could think of besides that last one comes from conversations between my friends Sabrina, Katarina, and Austen. And I've probably got a few people have walked by and thought WTF.
Like just yesterday, when I told Kat, "Seriously! He looks like he's got a coconut in his pants."
That sort of implies sabrina had a penis but it was too small thats a bit creepy :/Manhattan2112 said:
Maybe Sabrina was a hyena. Even the females have massive testosterone going on. It makes their...clitoris? Some part of the plumbing down there, it makes it look like a penis.Madaxeman101 said:
Giving birth is extra unpleasant for hyenas.
I don't remember it too well, but I think it was something along the lines of," And it got stuck in the water bottle. I couldn't get it off."
My memory isn't remembering this right though, so I'll tell you exactly what it was. Some guy was talking about getting his penis stuck in a water bottle. Needless to say, it was awkward and hilarious at the same time.
My memory isn't remembering this right though, so I'll tell you exactly what it was. Some guy was talking about getting his penis stuck in a water bottle. Needless to say, it was awkward and hilarious at the same time.
This may not be entirely relevant but still.
My local area is infested with oddballs and absolute weirdos. There's this old guy called "Odd" Morris who wanders around aimlessly with a can of Fosters in his hand. He always buys one can of Fosters from the off liscense and only one. A while back I said "Hello" in passing, and he turned and said "Doin' yer exams soon?". I replied that I was and he whispered "I'll say a prayer fer ye". He put the can on the ground and proceeding to nod his head, close his eyes and mutter a prayer for me. This is just in the middle of the street.
Funny thing is, I don't think his name is actually Morris. He ambles around with his can, muttering "morris morris morris" until he engages someone in converstaion so I assume that's what it is. I feel sorry for him.
My local area is infested with oddballs and absolute weirdos. There's this old guy called "Odd" Morris who wanders around aimlessly with a can of Fosters in his hand. He always buys one can of Fosters from the off liscense and only one. A while back I said "Hello" in passing, and he turned and said "Doin' yer exams soon?". I replied that I was and he whispered "I'll say a prayer fer ye". He put the can on the ground and proceeding to nod his head, close his eyes and mutter a prayer for me. This is just in the middle of the street.
Funny thing is, I don't think his name is actually Morris. He ambles around with his can, muttering "morris morris morris" until he engages someone in converstaion so I assume that's what it is. I feel sorry for him.
I don't have any examples of my own that I can think of. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
"If it hadn't been for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
"If it hadn't been for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Try and overhear a conversation between me and My ex. And you're eyebrows would be raised so high people would be vaulting over them and be given awards!
"I just can't get a strapon that'll fit my waist", well actually not that surprising considering the people I hang with but this was at a nice little bakery and made me just go wait did I hear that
My mum and her mate used to sit on the bus on the way back from school and talk about the most random things you can imagine. And you could always guarentee that people would stop their converstations and listen.
Hehe, gotta love the town weirdos. One of ours is 'Edwin Walkbackwards'. He's this old man who walks around looking a bit bewildered with an umbrella and a hat, if you say 'Walk backwards!' to him he just spins 180 degrees and walks backwards for a few seconds.Continuum said:
On the actual topic, I once overheard a really rough looking bloke talking on the phone. I assume he was talking to his girlfriend/spouse, because he said something along the lines of 'Yeah but it's always just sex sex sex, and I don't want that'.
Really surprising.
Tons of random stuff happen all the time. This was at a Sushi bar when I heard a middle aged man suddenly call out to someone next to him "be careful that Jellyfish will bite your gingerbread man if you don't drown it in soy sauce"