WTF!! Did i hear that right?
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Ours is an old guy with a white beard who walks around downtown in a bright shirt, suspenders and occasionally a dust mask going 'ribbit'.Vanguard_Ex said:
I overheard something just yesterday, "I found this little wool guy just abandoned and I wondered where its friends might be."
I don't know, perhaps their conception went something like this [http://www.explosm.net/comics/1619/] for a few months.JanatUrlich said:
Dude, not every chav knifes people. Quit judging D= You'd go apeshit if any of those guys stereotyped you, so just don't fucking do itSteakHeart said:
People overhear me and my friends all the time saying odd stuff. For instance, we were all at a Chinese Restaraunt at about 10:00 in the morning, and the only other people in the place were this younger couple. They kept staring at us for obvious reasons. Especially when I yelled "GIANT BABY FETUS!"
They DO stereotype me.JanatUrlich said:
My experience was walking into my history class a few years back when I was still in school and hearing the teacher, who was by herself, saying, "And what do you think of me Mr. Tipp-Ex? Do you at least love me?" I was TERRIFIED. Thought she was going to go mental and kill us all by the end of the day.
I was in the local greasy-spoon diner once at about seven in the morning and there was this elderly couple there who looked to be in about their late 70's to early 80's who were having a slightly heated argument about something. Now I couldn't hear everything they said but sitting there listening to them argue I swear to god they were debating nuclear physics with each other, he'd say things like "...average neutron flux on a 15cm^2 cross section of ..." she'd reply something to the gist of "...yes, but at those rates you'd get activation of the vessel material at an unacceptable rate, see..."
They also had a little napkin-doodle of a nuclear reactor with equations scrawled all over it that they were passing back and forth with each other.
I'd never seen these people before and I never saw them again after this time. My best guess is that they were researchers from Los Alamos [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Alamos_National_Laboratory] up here in Idaho on a trip of some kind.
They also had a little napkin-doodle of a nuclear reactor with equations scrawled all over it that they were passing back and forth with each other.
I'd never seen these people before and I never saw them again after this time. My best guess is that they were researchers from Los Alamos [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Alamos_National_Laboratory] up here in Idaho on a trip of some kind.
That's my point. You don't like it and you realise that you don't belong to any stereotype, so you shouldn't stereotype them either. I have some really good chav friends and they're amazing!cynicalandbored said:They DO stereotype me.
Once during lunch my friend just yelled out in an over done posh british accent
"By Jove i'm sporting a chuffy"
wtf
"By Jove i'm sporting a chuffy"
wtf
I agree with you entirely, and so do I. But even my chav friends stereotype me. I don't stereotype, as a general rule, and you're perfectly right to advise others not to, cos nobody likes it.JanatUrlich said:That's my point. You don't like it and you realise that you don't belong to any stereotype, so you shouldn't stereotype them either. I have some really good chav friends and they're amazing!cynicalandbored said:They DO stereotype me.
I was in Asda one time, waiting in the queue for the tobacco kiosk, when I heard someone behind me shout "HEY KIDS, OVER 'ERE!" in a voice that sounded exactly like Steve Sweeney (Plank from Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels & Dash from Fable 2).
"Cool, a celebrity in my midst" I thought, but as I turned round, to my horror I discovered that the voice belonged to a rough looking, middle aged woman!
My God did I shudder, it even gives me the chills thinking about it now. It was like the reverse of that scene in The Simpsons when Bart thinks he hears Jessica singing in the church, but that angelic voice belonged to Ned Flanders.
"Cool, a celebrity in my midst" I thought, but as I turned round, to my horror I discovered that the voice belonged to a rough looking, middle aged woman!
My God did I shudder, it even gives me the chills thinking about it now. It was like the reverse of that scene in The Simpsons when Bart thinks he hears Jessica singing in the church, but that angelic voice belonged to Ned Flanders.
I think I'm gonna become one someday, just for shits and giggles if nothing else! ^^skyfire_freckles said:
Once on a bus ride me and my friends overheard a girl, maybe 13 or 14 years old, talking to some friend of hers about parties and drinking. She said that she wanted to be at parties but did not want to drink, so she figured that if someone offered her something, she'd just tell them that she was pregnant, and therefore could not drink.
That must have worked out great in the long run we thought!
Now now, lets move away from stereotyping, we're all humans and we're all going to do it one point of our lives.
I remember walking behind two teachers, one said "I got the knife and chopped his fucking head off" then she turned round to face me looking O___O
I remember walking behind two teachers, one said "I got the knife and chopped his fucking head off" then she turned round to face me looking O___O
Thats the exact reason i hate them cos they stereotype me because i have long hair and ive never met a chav who i havent wanted to punch.JanatUrlich said:
I quite recently heard a girl saying "it feels scary in my penis", yeah... Figure that one out-.-
I was going to see Show of Hands once, and on the way there I overheard one bloke say to another:
"...wearing PVC boots and fuckin'..."
And then I passed by them, and heard nothing else of their conversation. Which I'm quite glad of, frankly. On the same evening, I heard an elderly woman say "it's very incestuous, the whole thing...".
"...wearing PVC boots and fuckin'..."
And then I passed by them, and heard nothing else of their conversation. Which I'm quite glad of, frankly. On the same evening, I heard an elderly woman say "it's very incestuous, the whole thing...".
