WTF JAPAN THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU

[TermOfEndearment]

So there was some free anime for download on the PSN called Queen's Blade. Me liking anime when I was 11 (DBZ/Gundam) decided to give it a try. Hell. It was free after all.

The opening scene plays out like this: Huge titted woman A starts fight with huge titted woman B on a road while they're both wearing lingerie (apparantly lingerie and Double F cup boobs makes perfect warriors). Woman A has an attack that sprays acid...OUT OF HER TITS. Acid which only (forfuckssake)burns...away...clothes. God fucking dammit. Ok that was bullshit but I guess maybe that's ok?

BUT WAIT THE MODESTLY DRESSED PROPORTIONATE WOMAN COMES ON THE SCENE AND SAVES THE DAY!!!

Oh wait nevermind. Some third chick wearing nothing but essentially nipple cups and a g-string with boobs the size of Montana saves the day. Essentially rescuing girl A and doing the right thing and giving her rest and sending on her way.

OH WAIT I LIED AGAIN, SHE TIES ROPES AROUND HER TITS AND MAKES HER WALK BACK HOME AS HER SLAVE.

Now they're having some party which only allows girls with boobs bigger than their heads and lesbian tendencies.

Oh and by the way. It ended with another fight with girl A and B. Girl B defeated girl A by squeezing her so tight that her tits exploded.


Has anyone seen this bullshit? Does the voice acting ever improve? Do they ever put on clothes?


Am I the only one that seriously hates this shit. I've seen a few animes that I enjoy (Samurai Champloo/Cowboy Beebop) but this is seriously just god damned retarded. This isn't a hentai. If it was I could understand...sort of. But this is taking itself seriously.

tl;dr: What the fuck is wrong with anime and why is it all shit?


EDIT: I was not offended by this anime. It is an anime, not a game. I did not buy this. I have seen worse and laughed at it (La Blue Girl) but this just seemed so adamant on taking itself seriously that I felt like I had to share it. The post was meant as a funny story. The title was to draw people in. (but seriously Japan...wtf)

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

There is hentai out there that takes itself seriously. Just sayin'...

 

[Asturiel]

Probably just very ecchi, weither it takes itself seriously or not is up to them, but I doubt it's taking itself seriously.

[sub]By the way we produce retarded stuff across the pond too you know...[/sub]

 

[El Poncho]

Lulwut.


I think that is all I can say to that.

 

[Palademon]

...lol

 

[Kwaren]

I recommend you deploy your flame shield.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Is seeing one weird anime reason enough to call it all shit?

*makes note to download Queen's Blade*

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

It's just like Ikkitousen, alot of ecchiness inbred with scenes of battle, meant to get the not-so-smart boys to enjoy anime....

But trust me, it's just a silly series that isn't taken seriously other than just oogling from afar...

 

[ShadowKatt]

Probably just very ecchi, weither it takes itself seriously or not is up to them, but I doubt it's taking itself seriously.

[sub]By the way we produce retarded stuff across the pond too you know...[/sub]

I will never see Urahara the same after watching your avatar...

 

[Lord Honk]

Well, I guess that's why it was free?

Anywho, if you don't like the porn idea to anime, might I nudge you towards DeathNote, that's at least not something you'd expect to come running at you with tits and stuff (if you leave out the doujins (not that I'd seen any of those, I'm just sayin')) xD

If you don't like something, post it on the internet, there'll always be a group supporting you, and a group bashing your opinion. I'm at least trying to be constructive about it

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

*sigh* there are a lot of "Animes" just like that, just try to erase it out of your memory and find a better one

Spoiler

 

[TermOfEndearment]

BTW this thread was made for someone to redeem the nation of Japans anime studios by reccomending ones that don't play out 1/8 as retarded as this. And to share with the escapist what I just witnessed.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

you hate a country because of a game demo?

 

[aznj03]

just wait, it gets better. there's the perv cat, the loli elf girl without panties, viper crotch, and some chick with boobs the size of an 8 year old to go along with acidtits there. It doesn't really take itself seriously but its good for the lols. And no they don't really ever get more clothes on, but they remove it all the time. Better to watch the subbed version for the better VA.

Really if you like all the crap they put on US tv, you'll probably enjoy darker than black and black lagoon. Maybe ergo proxy and boku no pico

 

[christiki7]

Sir, you are a hater. Do I like anime? No, not in the slightest. That is why I don't BUY it! Seriously, the proper response would have been to get rid of the game, and not buy more of the same shite. However, you do raise very valid points and I commend you for your(probably very accurate) mildly amusing rant.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

So there was some free anime for download on the PSN called Queen's Blade. Me liking anime when I was 11 (DBZ/Gundam) decided to give it a try. Hell. It was free after all.

The opening scene plays out like this: Huge titted woman A starts fight with huge titted woman B on a road while they're both wearing lingerie (apparantly lingerie and Double F cup boobs makes perfect warriors). Woman A has an attack that sprays acid...OUT OF HER TITS. Acid which only (forfuckssake)burns...away...clothes. God fucking dammit. Ok that was bullshit but I guess maybe that's ok?

BUT WAIT THE MODESTLY DRESSED PROPORTIONATE WOMAN COMES ON THE SCENE AND SAVES THE DAY!!!

Oh wait nevermind. Some third chick wearing nothing but essentially nipple cups and a g-string with boobs the size of Montana saves the day. Essentially rescuing girl A and doing the right thing and giving her rest and sending on her way.

OH WAIT I LIED AGAIN, SHE TIES ROPES AROUND HER TITS AND MAKES HER WALK BACK HOME AS HER SLAVE.

Now they're having some party which only allows girls with boobs bigger than their heads and lesbian tendencies.

Oh and by the way. It ended with another fight with girl A and B. Girl B defeated girl A by squeezing her so tight that her tits exploded.


Has anyone seen this bullshit? Does the voice acting ever improve? Do they ever put on clothes?


Am I the only one that seriously hates this shit. I've seen a few animes that I enjoy (Samurai Champloo/Cowboy Beebop) but this is seriously just god damned retarded. This isn't a hentai. If it was I could understand...sort of. But this is taking itself seriously.

tl;dr: What the fuck is wrong with anime and why is it all shit?

It is not all shit and if you are so offended by something like this next time you good an anime series go on the internet trust me this will only take a second the next time and spare you the time to make a thread. Go to Google type in the name of the anime series most likely go to it on wikipedia and see if it an Ecchi anime or hentai. If it is either of these give it a miss.

 

[qazmatoz]

Ignorant stupidity, moving on with my life, so should you.

 

[mumakurau]

You're generalizing. Anime can tell an intelligent story, like Death Note for example. Anime can tell a very porny story, like Queen's Blade... I saw that episode a few months back, btw. I was too busy laughing to find most of it sexy.

The point I'm trying to make here is that I have too much free time.

 

[hungoverbear]

The opening scene plays out like this: Huge titted woman A starts fight with huge titted woman B on a road while they're both wearing lingerie (apparantly lingerie and Double F cup boobs makes perfect warriors). Woman A has an attack that sprays acid...OUT OF HER TITS. Acid which only (forfuckssake)burns...away...clothes.

I have got to download this.....

 

[ThisWasAWaste]

QUEENS BLADE IS ON PSN...???? WHAT THE FUCK...

Seriously, that Anime is one tentacle short of a Hentai. Hell, in the second season one girl has a STAFF THAT TENTACLE RAPES HER (my fiancee watches it... lol)

The entire thing is just an excuse to show loads of T&A in a fantasy setting.