WTF Pokemon. I mean, really?

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Vesuvius Hetlan

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Justin Tarrant said:
Vesuvius Hetlan said:
Doduo... How can it fly?
I dont know? Why can't Syther fly? How can a sparrow carry a dude? all unanswered.
I think I can answer the scyther one. It's wings were made for controlled jumps not flying (My guess, anywho.)

How are pokemon that are all male (Such as the hitmons) not extinct. Which leads me to my next question, why are Mr.Mime not all male?
 

MikailCaboose

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Hey, how can you fight a battle ON THE OCEAN with the Pokemon that YOU ARE CURRENTLY RIDING?
Just a funny little thought.
 

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Vesuvius Hetlan said:
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Justin Tarrant said:
Vesuvius Hetlan said:
Doduo... How can it fly?
I dont know? Why can't Syther fly? How can a sparrow carry a dude? all unanswered.
I think I can answer the scyther one. It's wings were made for controlled jumps not flying (My guess, anywho.)

How are pokemon that are all male (Such as the hitmons) not extinct. Which leads me to my next question, why are Mr.Mime not all male?
Blame Ditto that little puddle of pink. I never really understood how ditto can mate with pretty much anything. But I don't really want to understand because thinking about it puts disturbing images into my head.
 

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Geekosaurus said:
I've sort of covered this already - anything with wings I can comprehend as being something and flying. It's when you start getting water/electric, or ice/fighting, or some other nonsensical combination that started to piss me off.
Water/electric is nonsensical? Try telling that our friends, the electric eels...but I get your point, yes.
And I agree with your "everything after 151 is bad" statement. Although Gold/Silver was fun.
 

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Rednog said:
The real question is why can't pokemon who should be able to naturally fly or swim unable to do so without an HM?
Maybe the HM endows them with the strength to carry people while doing it. Your trainer's backpack is really heavy, what with all the hundreds of items.
 

rokkolpo

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It's just that the game tries to be fun for kids. Not for logics sake.

It's not meant to make much sense.
You catch godly monsters with a ball and have them fight each other.
 

Wintermoot

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the fact you dont need food/water/sleep or go the toilet (unless you,re a robot wich also explains why you barely speak ,dont need air and can survive in shorts in artic conditions) also most of the towns are connected by forests and caves so how do they restock the stores? and why doesnt anyone notice you captured GODS (the pokemon that control time and space)
 

Raregolddragon

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Why can't a fire breathing dragon take down a shrub blocking your path.

Also why cant you freely move around in the air and land wherever you like.

Also how dose not simply attack a snorlax wake it up?

Also what do pokemon eat in the wild other pokemon?
 

emeraldrafael

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Geekosaurus said:
Pokemon just got retarded when they started giving pokemon two different types, and when they added more types.
I'm guessing youre a R/B/Y fan then, since G/S/C added new types and dual types (like sneasel).

I was playing the game more since I find the level grinding to be rather relaxing, and it got me thinking. How do Tauros breed outside of Ditto (and really how does Ditto breed), since its a male and all pokemon are the female pokemon. You'd think they would have breeded out of existence.

Or how some in game trainers will have double legendaries (like they'll pack a Latios and a Latias or something like that, and yet, there's no possible way you can catch them in that world.
 

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Raregolddragon said:
Also how dose not simply attack a snorlax wake it up?

Also what do pokemon eat in the wild other pokemon?
at the Snorlax thing, you'd have to get some rather impressive attack, and even then most pack thick fat so fire or ice wont work either. Though I have wondered why you cant have a pokemon with dream eater to wake it up.

To the wild pokemon diet, in some pokedex entries, it specifically says that they eat other pokemon. Like Ekans eat Pidgey Eggs.

Actually, Here's something I thought of while thinking about your Snorlax comment. How does my EV trained level 100 dragonite's hyper beam not completely kill a caterpie? or for that mater, how does any fire attack not inflict massive burns when it hits, potentially killing the pokemon? Or in more recent generations, how high are pokemon centers when you can just stroll in with a dialga or something else monstrously tall like that.
 

Ice Car

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Yeah, I find some of the type weaknesses stupid. Why is Psychic strong against Fighting? Rock against Flying? Don't even get me started on Bug versus Psychic...
 

supermariner

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it's called surf because it's an attack as well as a functional move that can transport you around
being battered by an enormous wave is probably more damaging than to swim near someone