It gives average to no talent bimbos the chance to apear on TV everynight for what not apears to be 9 months at a time. And then everyone will be Radio 1 a dozen times or so in the future and they'll be on chat shows and live from studio five. And the winner will have a best selling album and make a ton of cash for what is the most hideously glorified version of karaoke ever. Musical talent and song writting ability not required what so ever. Mean while real musicians will struggle for years to achive recognition getting by on a Myspace fan base.
And Simon Cowel will crack his evil smile and glee fully rub his sweaty hands together and tiny plebs arrive to spoon buckets of cash onto his grotesque pile while pitifully sqeaking "Wagner plz".
To which he will reply "WHATEVER" and raise his fat pus filled arse and fart out whatever new compilation of 80s pop songs covered by a talentless tesco shop assistant that he chose alone.
And the people will sqeal with delight like fat pigs in filth and roll in Simon's collective shit, and they will like it.
And it will never end.
...
This is happening people.
And Simon Cowel will crack his evil smile and glee fully rub his sweaty hands together and tiny plebs arrive to spoon buckets of cash onto his grotesque pile while pitifully sqeaking "Wagner plz".
To which he will reply "WHATEVER" and raise his fat pus filled arse and fart out whatever new compilation of 80s pop songs covered by a talentless tesco shop assistant that he chose alone.
And the people will sqeal with delight like fat pigs in filth and roll in Simon's collective shit, and they will like it.
And it will never end.
...
This is happening people.
