Make it more difficult you say?
STEP 1. Aquire a monkey. This monkey must have at least a brown belt in Taekwondo.
STEP 2. Send your monkey in a box to Microsoft HQ. Make sure you pack enough water and food. If the monkey defecates during the trip you have to start over.
STEP 3. A person in the post office will recognize the special MonkeyBox (Only 199,99!), and send for the MonkeyBox opener. If your monkey doesn't manage to take Mr. Opener out cold, start over from step 1.
STEP 4. You will now recieve a letter from Microsoft (it will be labeled Monkeysoft, don't get confused) stating that your monkey has arrived (remember the code you get in the mail as well) and that you can proceed to phase 2.
STEP 5. Now you must aquire an elephant. This elephant may not exceed the height limit of 50 centimeters.
STEP 6. Using the ElephantBox you so generously got for free with your Monkeysoft letter, send the elephant. Make sure it only has 4 bags of peanuts with it. Around 20 kilograms each.
STEP 7. Again, someone at the post office will recognize the ElephantBox and send for the ElephantBox opener. Your Elephant must, at this point, only have one peanut left, and it must shoot it right between the Openers eyes[footnote]. Otherwise, restart from step 1.
STEP 8. You will recieve yet another letter from Microsoft stating the arrival of the elephant (Remember this code as well).
STEP 9. Now you must go to Russia (if you already are in Russia, you must go to Hong Kong). In Russia, you must go to the circus and steal one of the bears unicycles.
You must ride this home, while filming it all. The video may be no longer than 3 days.
STEP 10. Put the entire journey up on YouTube.
STEP 11. Email Microsoft, embedding the link to the YouTube video along with the two secret codes and the information of the credit card you wish to use (Visa and Master Card isn't usable).
STEP 12. Wait for 14 days.
STEP 13. Enjoy your Microsoft points.
Get back to me when you want to comfirm your purchase, because holy hell that's even more complicated.