Xbox One: Achievement Unlocked

[Legion]

We have all heard about the Xbox One having it's camera always on. We have also all heard that they are planning even more types of achievements than simply playing games. What would happen if you combined them both? Achievements earned by things the Kinect saw you doing?

Let us have fun coming up with the possibilities:

Achievement unlocked: "I see you" - Turned Spycam On

 

[mrvenom]

Achievement unlocked "Smile!" - Did the funny with the opposite sex.

 

[Teoes]

Achievement unlocked: "I've called the cops.." - Caught you tugging it to children's TV.

 

[Legion]

Achievement unlocked: "No wonder you are single" - Hasn't left the house for a week.

 

[Teoes]

Achievement unlocked: "Hello? Where are you? I know you're there. I can feel you here." - Been out of sight of the camera for too long.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Achievement unlocked: "I don't think you should do that Dave" - Grabbed a nearby axe.

 

[Teoes]

Achievement unlocked: "I'm not a parrot.." - Covered the Kinect with a blanket.

Achievement unlocked: "'e's not dead, 'e's resting!" - It has been a while since you moved. At all.

 

[Nouw]

Achievement unlocked: "Nice try wise guy" - Wear the face of your friend to get into their account, and fail.

 

[Barbas]

Achievement unlocked: "Get a tan" - Spend 24 total hours walking around your room with no clothes on.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Achievement unlocked:"Hot and Wet" Take a shower and stand in front of the Kinect in only a towel afterwards.

 

[Barbas]

Achievement unlocked: "Screaming lambs at the NSA" - Perform the Ted Bundy dance in front of your Kinect, with the appropriate music and quotes.

 

[Barbas]

Achievement unlocked: "The very model of a major sad bastard" - Perform the entirety of The Pirates of Penzance - singing included - using finger puppets instead of human actors.

 

[Groxnax]

Achievement unlocked: ?Hey, stop doing that!!? Read for an hour or two while in front of the Kinect.

 

[MrOmNomNom3]

Achievement unlocked: "NSA Bait" Go on Google to pirate a game and have the NSA see it.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Achievement Unlocked: "Failbait" - hit on an underage chick and have her make an ass out of you.

 

[Fijiman]

Achievement unlocked: "Do Something Already!"- Turn the Xbox on but don't do anything with it for more the thirty minutes.

 

[Malpraxis]

Achievement Unlocked: "Disposable Incomception" - Put your Kinect in front of other Kinect.